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Dean
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I composed this on another thread where people were accusing each other of being heretics over arguments about how many angels dance on the head of pins, and are they hairpins or clothing pins, and whether it was polka dancing or waltzing...you get the drift. People told me to post it here.
PHARI-SEE-SAW-SONG
Everyone's goin' to Hell but Me!
Sure you know Christ died on the Tree,
but what kind of wood, and was it at three?
Everyone's goin' to Hell but Me!
Everyone's full of the Devil but ME!
Thankful to God that I'm not like THEE!
Reading a version that's not KJVeee!
Everyone's full of the Devil but ME!
Everyone's full of PRIDE but ME!
But pride goes before a fall! - they'll see!
The LORD will reward my HU-MI-LITY!
Everyone's full of PRIDE but ME!
A Remnant of ONE, you know that's ME!
Just me and the LORD, and...NOBODY!
The Catholics, the Mormons, the UPC...
Will eternally burn for their Heresy!
You all are Hypocrites - not ME!
Not treating your neighbors lov-ing-ly!
With that LOG in your eye, how do YOU SEE?
You all are Hypocrites - NOT ME!
PHARI-SEE-SAW-SONG
Everyone's goin' to Hell but Me!
Sure you know Christ died on the Tree,
but what kind of wood, and was it at three?
Everyone's goin' to Hell but Me!
Everyone's full of the Devil but ME!
Thankful to God that I'm not like THEE!
Reading a version that's not KJVeee!
Everyone's full of the Devil but ME!
Everyone's full of PRIDE but ME!
But pride goes before a fall! - they'll see!
The LORD will reward my HU-MI-LITY!
Everyone's full of PRIDE but ME!
A Remnant of ONE, you know that's ME!
Just me and the LORD, and...NOBODY!
The Catholics, the Mormons, the UPC...
Will eternally burn for their Heresy!
You all are Hypocrites - not ME!
Not treating your neighbors lov-ing-ly!
With that LOG in your eye, how do YOU SEE?
You all are Hypocrites - NOT ME!