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Top Ten Reasons The Stone Was Rolled Away!
10. Spring cleaning!
9. To Squash the Easter Bunny!
8. To prove that God was even the God of the Rolling Stones!
7. To air out the tomb for the next occupant!
6. Believe it or not, God is a fan of Rock 'N Roll!
5. Hey, it had begun to gather some moss!
4. Didn't Jesus say that he who is without sin should cast the first stone? (John 8:7)
3. Let's just say that God was on a roll that weekend!
2. God is old fashioned, He still opens doors for the ladies! "After the Sabbath, at dawn on the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary went to look at the tomb." (Mat 28:1)
And the number one reason the stone was rolled away is:
1. 'Cause it was there (and He wasn't)!
10. Spring cleaning!
9. To Squash the Easter Bunny!
8. To prove that God was even the God of the Rolling Stones!
7. To air out the tomb for the next occupant!
6. Believe it or not, God is a fan of Rock 'N Roll!
5. Hey, it had begun to gather some moss!
4. Didn't Jesus say that he who is without sin should cast the first stone? (John 8:7)
3. Let's just say that God was on a roll that weekend!
2. God is old fashioned, He still opens doors for the ladies! "After the Sabbath, at dawn on the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary went to look at the tomb." (Mat 28:1)
And the number one reason the stone was rolled away is:
1. 'Cause it was there (and He wasn't)!
