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Hey AbbeyJoy,
I'd like to personally thank you for reviving this thread.
I haven't had such a good time in, like, the past 5 years!

Wonder if any chick moved on over to Finland to hear some semi-pro
electronic music while living in a "peaceful" place in east-south Finland.
You know the synonym for peaceful, right? It starts with B, ends with G and
there's an R in the middle.

Wondering
 
Hey AbbeyJoy,
I'd like to personally thank you for reviving this thread.
I haven't had such a good time in, like, the past 5 years!

Wonder if any chick moved on over to Finland to hear some semi-pro
electronic music while living in a "peaceful" place in east-south Finland.
You know the synonym for peaceful, right? It starts with B, ends with G and
there's an R in the middle.

Wondering
Know idea. I was just looking through the young adult section and saw this... lol kinda remind me when I was in another forum and someone was asking for dates on there..then had a pm from the person asking about me and wanted to know were I lived... kinda creepy.. lol
 
Know idea. I was just looking through the young adult section and saw this... lol kinda remind me when I was in another forum and someone was asking for dates on there..then had a pm from the person asking about me and wanted to know were I lived... kinda creepy.. lol
Well, you're safe with us!
We're a nice Christianly bunch.
Hope you'll be happy with that --

I should print this out...
I could sell it and make some real money...
Get it copyrighted first
So I don't have to share with the ones who actually wrote the jokes.
(would this be a Christianly thing to do??)

W
 
im wishing for my old America back.
You and me both, kid....you and me both.
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lol anytime but now, I know its not a bed of roses but man even under those guys its way better. sorry as I post old photos, old homes and their stories and ww2 history in that thread. I hear the old history of my town and much of it is gone forever. some of it I have lived and remember. some of it was way gone before my time.
1920s era theatre .orchestra pit intact.

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Kiwidan,

You're too much. You know how to be a MAN!!!!!

Of course, this means I could never trust you again!

Wondering

I never said lie. For example, I would not say I weed gardens for an old lady on the weekends for a bit of pocket money, it would be 'im a self employed horticulturalist'.

Thats would not be lying.
 
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I never said lie. For example, I would not say I weed gardens for an old lady on the weekends for a bit of pocket money, it would be 'im a self employed horticulturalist'.

Thats would not be lying.
Yes. Gotcha. I'm good with that.
In biblical language it's called hyperbole - as you well know.

But here's your original post:
You could say without lying that you are a professional music engineer and graphic designer.

Pro or semi pro, it does not matter as its still pro so its not lying. Tell woman what they want to hear. Your a proffesional music engineer and graphic designer, your not just some semi- pro good guy who likes to make electronic music.


I wasn't referring to lying.
I was referring to the above highlighted and underlined.
See? (After all, I AM a girl!!)


LOL!

Wondering
 
Yes. Gotcha. I'm good with that.
In biblical language it's called hyperbole - as you well know.

But here's your original post:
You could say without lying that you are a professional music engineer and graphic designer.

Pro or semi pro, it does not matter as its still pro so its not lying. Tell woman what they want to hear. Your a proffesional music engineer and graphic designer, your not just some semi- pro good guy who likes to make electronic music.


I wasn't referring to lying.
I was referring to the above highlighted and underlined.
See? (After all, I AM a girl!!)


LOL!

Wondering

Yea I kinda have no excuse for the highlighted that I said above whenever I said it.

Maybe it was a proud moment I was having I have no idea it was so long ago, but we are but men and God sais be truthful, so I guess I should be honest and next time a woman asks if she looks fat, and she does look fat because she is fat, not that I care, I will be honest and say 'yes you do look a bit large', I will be honest and take a slap in the face, or more than likely a hour long speech asking forgiveness and having compassion after making her cry because she thinks shes fat.
 
Yea I kinda have no excuse for the highlighted that I said above whenever I said it.

Maybe it was a proud moment I was having I have no idea it was so long ago, but we are but men and God sais be truthful, so I guess I should be honest and next time a woman asks if she looks fat, and she does look fat because she is fat, not that I care, I will be honest and say 'yes you do look a bit large', I will be honest and take a slap in the face, or more than likely a hour long speech asking forgiveness and having compassion after making her cry because she thinks shes fat.
Lighen up Kiwidan,
I'M JUST KIDDING AROUND!!

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But I was just being honest and now your saying lighten up. I am light yoked, I never brought up this conversation of old, you did, now you say your just joking around, its a woman thing, you guys always bring up the past to try hold us guilty.
I'm soooooo confused Kiwidan.

Who's the girl here?
Who's the guy here?

What do you mean, "you guys"?
I thought YOU were the guy here???

W
 
What, so your not a woman?. You guys play too many games.
Kiwidan,
This has to end here.
I'm a girl.
I think you're a boy.
This thread was reposted by a new member.
I don't even know HOW to look up old threads.
You made a comment, originally - back in 2015 - that gave me a good laugh.
I commented on it to be funny, but I think you took it seriously and I'm sorry if my wording seemed serious.

BTW, if a girl you know keeps bringing up the past, tell her to forget it and forge ahead.
All we have is today...

Be happy.
Be blessed.

Wondering
 
Kiwidan,
This has to end here.
I'm a girl.
I think you're a boy.
This thread was reposted by a new member.
I don't even know HOW to look up old threads.
You made a comment, originally - back in 2015 - that gave me a good laugh.
I commented on it to be funny, but I think you took it seriously and I'm sorry if my wording seemed serious.

BTW, if a girl you know keeps bringing up the past, tell her to forget it and forge ahead.
All we have is today...

Be happy.
Be blessed.

Wondering

I never took it seriously, I think it was a context issue.

Have a good day my friend in Christ.
 
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