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The idea of this thread is that everyone writes a sentence or two to keep the story going. Having done this in a composition class several years ago, in which we kept the story alive for a whole semester, I can tell you this gets interesting, funny, sad and even weird. So enjoy! I'll start ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YByT6wfdhJs Thank the Lord Almighty ... Sunday's comin'!!

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Many of you have seen my "announcement" on a Valentine's Day thread that I became engaged on that Hallmark celebration of love. :D I've been divorced for 20 years, as of March 3. Ironically, God chose to allow me into His kingdom four or so hours after my divorce was final. I had often wondered...

C'mon, man! er ... men! The girls are getting organized and trying to push the count from 500 up to 1000 in order to win. The guys are not organized, and have let the girls count up to 545, so we need to get organized ourselves. Remember, guys: Count down. If we reach "0" we win. Rules of the...

call a dog that works in a library? A: A hush puppy! Good clean jokes to finish the classic "What do you get/call/do/etc. ... " Have at it!

I'm Southern Baptist. We don't have Ash Wednesday services. Until today, in my church, at any rate. It was well worth it. Our pastor spoke on the general purpose of Lent as it is understood in the liturgical churches, stating that it is a time of reflection, repentance and cleansing. And what...

There are a lot of threads lately, posted by both men and women, regarding complaints they have about the level of sexual activity in their marriages. I've addressed the husband's issues individually, but I want to bring to the wives' attention a problem that may be affecting their marriage they...

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http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/01/16/israel-museum-reconstructed-tomb-herod/?intcmp=features JERUSALEM – Israel's national museum said Tuesday it will open what it calls the world's first exhibition devoted to the architectural legacy of biblical King Herod, the Jewish proxy monarch...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2262897/Man-steals-fathers-body-cemetery-tries-bring-life.htmlA deranged [Daily Mail's opinion showing up in a news story, apparently] Detroit man stole his recently deceased 93-year-old father's body from the cemetery with the hopes of resurrecting the...

The Monday night game on ESPN wound up being stolen from Green Bay by the knuckleheaded replacement officials -- and I'm not even a Packer fan. Don't even like the Packers. But this nonsense has got to stop. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHsUc2zm0KI These replacement SCABS have got to go...

A blond walks into a hardware store, gravitates to the household section and spots an item she wants, but there is no price tag. She goes to the cashier at the front of the store and asks, "How much is that television set back there in household goods?" The cashier sneers, says "We don't serve...

A little bit about me. I rambled through life without direction, responsibility or intention until I was almost 41, and was confronted with the total waste my life had been to that point. A divorce, loss of a good job and loss of friends because I was a compulsive gambling addict led to this...