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A joke I heard...


Nov 30, 2004
Saw this joke hanging in my office and I thought I would have to share it. :-D

"A man and his wife were looking for a new vehicle and the man (of course) was trying to be frugal, picking out a number of used cars that he felt would fit the bill for what they needed. His wife, on the other hand, was much more chic wanting a nicer vehicle. On and on through the parking lot they went, squabbling over what vehicle was better or not. Finally she lost it. "I don't want a lemon! I'm tired of the old clunkers! I want something nice and sporty! I WANT SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 TO 200 IN SECONDS!!".

He went out and bought her a scale....

He hasn't been heard or seen from since.'