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Drinking and Driving

HeIsRisen2018

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Alright so before I sign off for the night, I just wanted to go ahead and tell this joke that I learned a couple of weeks ago from my Yoga teacher because I forgot to.




So a husband and wife were driving down the highway when all of a sudden a police officer stopped them and told them to pull over to the side of the road. The police officer spoke to the husband and told him that the reason that he pulled him over was because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt. However the man kept assuring him that he was wearing it and that's when the officer turned his attention over to his wife and asked her whether or not he was actually telling him the truth. That's when the woman told him if there was anything at all that she learned over the many years that they were married was to never argue with him when he was drunk. XDD!! :hysterical
 

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HeIsRisen2018

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sighs If you're going to complain about the fact that I'm a Christian that takes Yoga can you please do that somewhere else? The important part of this post was the joke. You know I love you man but lighten up. :rolleyes Also, I do it only for the exercise and relaxation and if you still don't believe that what I'm doing isn't sinful then please go on right ahead and watch this video.


 

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So a husband and wife were driving down the highway
see, right off the line there is a phenomenal issue, the car/suv has dual controls and having a state license to argue/fight without injury, the young man was not smart enough not to allow her to drive when he was driving.

OUCH! I know but you see, I was born a Six Gun toting Male Shovenist Pig!
 

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