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This piece below is 100% fun lunacy. If you are not in the mood to read
an absurd pointless piece, then read no further . . . LOL

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"There is good solid evidence for the reality of UFO's", say some people.

My reply to them is this:
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I believe in UFO's. Just yesterday my wife and I were out in the back yard when
an Unidentified Flying Object landed on our patio table as we were relaxing sipping
tea.

Good Lands! I exclaimed, what can that be?

My wife immediately recognized it as a UFO.

I noticed that it was about 6 inches long and about 3 inches wide.

It made a humming sound as it landed. The humming sound continued for about
3 minutes and then began to slowly die down.

We didn't know what to think about that, so we just sat there flabbergasted and
bewildered staring at the UFO.

Suddenly we saw the door in the side of the UFO open, and out stepped 3
little orange colored men about 2 inches tall.

One of them said Hello JAG, how are you?

I'm doing just fine. I replied, and I hope you are doing well yourself.

Listen I said, is that a spaceship you all just landed on my patio table?

Yes it is, said one of the little orange men.

Then they introduced themselves.

The one who first spoke to me said he was the leader and that his name was
Qzxzzxzzxzqqqxq, but I could just called him Bob, because that would make things
much less complicated.

The other two introduced themselves as Henry and Tom.

Okay I said, and by the way, where are you all from?

We're from the Andromeda Galaxy some 2.5 million light years from Earth, said Bob.

Well I said, that's interesting Bob. What planet are you from?

Sorry, replied Bob, but we can't tell you that, its classified.

Okay Bob I said, can you tell me why you all have landed your spaceship on my patio table?

We were sent to Earth just to see you JAG, said Henry.

Good lands! I replied, why me? Why would you travel all that distance just to see me?

We came to tell you that Donald Trump is not really an Earthling.

What? I exclaimed, you mean he's not one of us?

That's right, said Henry. Donald Trump is from another planet and he was sent here to Earth to prepare you Earthlings for more and more friendly visits from we visitors from Outer Space.

Really? I exclaimed, You mean they're coming here to be our friends? To help us?

Yes indeed, replied Bob. There is a lot we know that can help you Earthlings, a whole lot.

Can you give me an example, I asked.

Sure I can, replied Bob. You JAG are a Postmillennialist, and we can tell you that we know for an absolute fact, that Postmillennialism is the absolute truth.

I always knew it was, I replied, but it makes my heart glad to hear it from you good folks out there in the Andromeda Galaxy.

What else can you tell me that will cheer my heart, I asked.

We can tell you JAG, that you are a solid gold human being, and we have great hopes for you.

Thank you very much I replied, and may the Force be with you.

Thanks JAG, and may the Force be with you too, and the wifey as well.

My wife smiled at hearing that, and said, "Thanks guys, much appreciated."

Well, said Bob, we have to be getting back home. It was nice chatting with you JAG,
and we'll be in touch.

Sounds good to me, you all take care now.

Goodbye JAG.

So long fellows, I said.

Then Bob, and Tom, and Henry returned to their spaceship and took off into the
blue yonder.

The end.
 
LOL! I wish I believed in such lovable beings when it comes to UFO(s) but I would dear say it is at least 95%, demonic. Also think mankind went though this once resulting in a Flood.
 
I think you should double your dosage of dried frog pills and stay out of the sun.

"I think you should double your dosage of dried frog pills and stay
out of the sun."__Who Me


Why do you think one should take "dried frog pills" and "double" the dose because one writes a story and in the first paragraph explains as follows:

JAG Explained:
"This piece below is 100% fun lunacy. If you are not in the mood to read
an absurd pointless piece, then read no further . . . LOL "___JAG

Is it your view that one ought to take "dried frog pills" because one enjoys having some harmless fun writing a story that pokes harmless fun at the believers in UFO's?


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"I think you should double your dosage of dried frog pills and stay
out of the sun."__Who Me


Why do you think one should take "dried frog pills" and "double" the dose because one writes a story and in the first paragraph explains as follows:

JAG Explained:
"This piece below is 100% fun lunacy. If you are not in the mood to read
an absurd pointless piece, then read no further . . . LOL "___JAG

Is it your view that one ought to take "dried frog pills" because one enjoys having some harmless fun writing a story that pokes harmless fun at the believers in UFO's?


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I prefer the constitution class or the alteri ships ,of them lantea
 
"I think you should double your dosage of dried frog pills and stay
out of the sun."__Who Me


Why do you think one should take "dried frog pills" and "double" the dose because one writes a story and in the first paragraph explains as follows:

JAG Explained:
"This piece below is 100% fun lunacy. If you are not in the mood to read
an absurd pointless piece, then read no further . . . LOL "___JAG

Is it your view that one ought to take "dried frog pills" because one enjoys having some harmless fun writing a story that pokes harmless fun at the believers in UFO's?


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Yes because anyone capable of inventing such stories clearly is in real need of them.

If only for the hallucinations that will encourage more such writing!
 
Yes because anyone capable of inventing such stories clearly is in real need of them.

If only for the hallucinations that will encourage more such writing!

"Yes because anyone capable of inventing such stories clearly is
in real need of them. If only for the hallucinations that will
encourage more such writing!"__Who Me


Thanks --- much appreciated. I'll see what I can come up with. /Big Grin
 
Their home planet was classified information?

I can understand why...

Aliens tend to be parasitic on any planet they visit. Who would want that?

But at least they left.
 
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