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Yes, I wish to extend my kindness to all CF.neters. It's a privilege to be a member and to be with Godly people. Since a lot of people will be willing to participate and get a Classik gift from me...I will be asking only 10 simple questions. Whoever gets them right (or the first 13 to get them right) will receive a huge amount of money from me. No need telling you the amount. It is indeed huge. Just attempt the questions. (and get some dough in ur bank account).


Question 1:
Which company made the first tissue paper used by the first American President, and who delivered it to the President?

Question 2:
What was the name of the First dog that died in Australia and what was its last meal?


Question 3:
Who was the third woman that used the dollar in the States, and what did she buy first?

Question 4:
Who was the first boy to play the piano in Brazil and what key did he touch first?

Question 5:
Who was the first student to fail math test in Gaza, and what did the student eat that day?

Question 6:
Who was the 90th woman to buy butter in China?

Question 7:
Jackie Chan is an actor. He is from China. How many wristwatches has he worn right from childhood?

Question 8:
Where did the first cock die and how did it die?

Question 9:
How many flies are there in Japan?

Question 10:
What was the first thing I did yesterday immediately after I left home?

Goodluck. Just attempt all these simple questions. Forward your acc NO to me and get your breathing money.

The first 13 people win.
 
Hmm....

1-13 I haven't a clue.

and I haven't got a clue as to what this post is about, just thought I'd bump it. :)
 
Classik said:
Yes, I wish to extend my kindness to all CF.neters. It's a privilege to be a member and to be with Godly people. Since a lot of people will be willing to participate and get a Classik gift from me...I will be asking only 10 simple questions. Whoever gets them right (or the first 13 to get them right) will receive a huge amount of money from me. No need telling you the amount. It is indeed huge. Just attempt the questions. (and get some dough in ur bank account).
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Question 1:
Which company made the first tissue paper used by the first American President, and who delivered it to the President?
I don't know.

Question 2:
What was the name of the First dog that died in Australia and what was its last meal?
I don't know.


Question 3:
Who was the third woman that used the dollar in the States, and what did she buy first?
I don't know.

Question 4:
Who was the first boy to play the piano in Brazil and what key did he touch first?
I don't know.
Question 5:
Who was the first student to fail math test in Gaza, and what did the student eat that day?
I don't know.

Question 6:
Who was the 90th woman to buy butter in China?
I don't know.

Question 7:
Jackie Chan is an actor. He is from China. How many wristwatches has he worn right from childhood?
I don't know.

Question 8:
Where did the first cock die and how did it die?
I don't know.

Question 9:
How many flies are there in Japan?
I don't know.
Question 10:
What was the first thing I did yesterday immediately after I left home?
I don't know.
 
Question 1:
Which company made the first tissue paper used by the first American President, and who delivered it to the President?

Kleenex, his wife

Question 2:
What was the name of the First dog that died in Australia and what was its last meal?

Crikey, whatever killed him.

Question 3:
Who was the third woman that used the dollar in the States, and what did she buy first?

The President's sister, some licorice.

Question 4:
Who was the first boy to play the piano in Brazil and what key did he touch first?

Paolo, a white one (50/50 chance of getting this part right ;))

Question 5:
Who was the first student to fail math test in Gaza, and what did the student eat that day?

Thomas, Crow (but he made sure it was kosher first)

Question 6:
Who was the 90th woman to buy butter in China?

Kim

Question 7:
Jackie Chan is an actor. He is from China. How many wristwatches has he worn right from childhood?

None, he always wore them on his left wrist.

Question 8:
Where did the first cock die and how did it die?

In the yard, whatever he ate last.

Question 9:
How many flies are there in Japan?

Too many

Question 10:
What was the first thing I did yesterday immediately after I left home?

Went to work
 
Question 1:
Which company made the first tissue paper used by the first American President, and who delivered it to the President?
I'm going to guess it was Charmin. The First Lady gave it to him.

Question 2:
What was the name of the First dog that died in Australia and what was its last meal?
Dingo was his name-o, and his last meal was a hot dog.


Question 3:
Who was the third woman that used the dollar in the States, and what did she buy first?
April O'Neill. She bought a turtle.

Question 4:
Who was the first boy to play the piano in Brazil and what key did he touch first?
Bruno the Boy Pianist. A#
Question 5:
Who was the first student to fail math test in Gaza, and what did the student eat that day?
Aqsa Yussef. Bread.
Question 6:
Who was the 90th woman to buy butter in China?
Menolike Cream.

Question 7:
Jackie Chan is an actor. He is from China. How many wristwatches has he worn right from childhood?
None, he grew up poor and they weren't allowed at the opera school.

Question 8:
Where did the first cock die and how did it die?
Oklahoma City, OK. It's neck was broken, and it was delicious.

Question 9:
How many flies are there in Japan?
Amarini mo ōku no (That's "way too many" in Japanese. Yeah, overachiever right here).

Question 10:
What was the first thing I did yesterday immediately after I left home?
Made a left-hand turn.
 
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Knotical said:
Question: Who was the first boy to play the piano in Brazil and what key did he touch first?

Answer: Paolo, a white one (50/50 chance of getting this part right )
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You've indirectly asked how many Black keys on an 88 key piano.....
Their are 36 Black Keys! The correct ratio would be 9/22 chances to be wrong, right?
 
Vaccine said:
Classik said:
Yes, I wish to extend my kindness to all CF.neters. It's a privilege to be a member and to be with Godly people. Since a lot of people will be willing to participate and get a Classik gift from me...I will be asking only 10 simple questions. Whoever gets them right (or the first 13 to get them right) will receive a huge amount of money from me. No need telling you the amount. It is indeed huge. Just attempt the questions. (and get some dough in ur bank account).
Click to expand...


Question 1:
Which company made the first tissue paper used by the first American President, and who delivered it to the President?
I don't know.

Question 2:
What was the name of the First dog that died in Australia and what was its last meal?
I don't know.


Question 3:
Who was the third woman that used the dollar in the States, and what did she buy first?
I don't know.

Question 4:
Who was the first boy to play the piano in Brazil and what key did he touch first?
I don't know.
Question 5:
Who was the first student to fail math test in Gaza, and what did the student eat that day?
I don't know.

Question 6:
Who was the 90th woman to buy butter in China?
I don't know.

Question 7:
Jackie Chan is an actor. He is from China. How many wristwatches has he worn right from childhood?
I don't know.

Question 8:
Where did the first cock die and how did it die?
I don't know.

Question 9:
How many flies are there in Japan?
I don't know.
Question 10:
What was the first thing I did yesterday immediately after I left home?
I don't know.
Click to expand...

:toofunny Excellent answers
 
Knotical said:
Question 1:
Which company made the first tissue paper used by the first American President, and who delivered it to the President?

Kleenex, his wife

Question 2:
What was the name of the First dog that died in Australia and what was its last meal?

Crikey, whatever killed him.

Question 3:
Who was the third woman that used the dollar in the States, and what did she buy first?

The President's sister, some licorice.

Question 4:
Who was the first boy to play the piano in Brazil and what key did he touch first?

Paolo, a white one (50/50 chance of getting this part right ;))

Question 5:
Who was the first student to fail math test in Gaza, and what did the student eat that day?

Thomas, Crow (but he made sure it was kosher first)

Question 6:
Who was the 90th woman to buy butter in China?

Kim

Question 7:
Jackie Chan is an actor. He is from China. How many wristwatches has he worn right from childhood?

None, he always wore them on his left wrist.

Question 8:
Where did the first cock die and how did it die?

In the yard, whatever he ate last.

Question 9:
How many flies are there in Japan?

Too many

Question 10:
What was the first thing I did yesterday immediately after I left home?

Went to work
Click to expand...

Brilliant :toofunny :toofunny Smart....but:chin
 
Matthew G said:
Question 1:
Which company made the first tissue paper used by the first American President, and who delivered it to the President?
I'm going to guess it was Charmin. The First Lady gave it to him.

Question 2:
What was the name of the First dog that died in Australia and what was its last meal?
Dingo was his name-o, and his last meal was a hot dog.


Question 3:
Who was the third woman that used the dollar in the States, and what did she buy first?
April O'Neill. She bought a turtle.

Question 4:
Who was the first boy to play the piano in Brazil and what key did he touch first?
Bruno the Boy Pianist. A#
Question 5:
Who was the first student to fail math test in Gaza, and what did the student eat that day?
Aqsa Yussef. Bread.
Question 6:
Who was the 90th woman to buy butter in China?
Menolike Cream.

Question 7:
Jackie Chan is an actor. He is from China. How many wristwatches has he worn right from childhood?
None, he grew up poor and they weren't allowed at the opera school.

Question 8:
Where did the first cock die and how did it die?
Oklahoma City, OK. It's neck was broken, and it was delicious.

Question 9:
How many flies are there in Japan?
Amarini mo ōku no (That's "way too many" in Japanese. Yeah, overachiever right here).

Question 10:
What was the first thing I did yesterday immediately after I left home?
Made a left-hand turn.
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:thumbsup but...
 
I thought I'd follow up with this to see if anyone got money.
Question, if your goal is to send money why are you asking for bank account numbers? Western union is the fastest way to send money, a bank account is the fastest way to withdraw money.
 
Classik said:
Just attempt all these simple questions. Forward your acc NO to me and get your breathing money.

The first 13 people win.
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Pointing out the obvious is a speciality of mine. No Member shall give private information (including their bank account numbers) except at their own risk. No exceptions.

Classik, pardon my statement of the obvious here; I know somehow that you are not involved in international fraud and sin. Even the appearance of evil must be guarded against. But you already know. By the way, when will you send my check? I am willing to provide my PayPal account information if you actually do have some money burning a hole in your pocket.
 
Classik you are indeed classic. If i wasnt so used to reading things you have to say id almost think someone hacked your account and decided to play a twisted game.

That being said...
1 - 9, only god knows for sure. #10 is the only "odd" looking question in the lot and thinking about how tricksy you can be, im wondering if you left your house at all.

Thanks for the ray of fun in a world of disagreements :)
 
Vaccine said:
I thought I'd follow up with this to see if anyone got money.
Question, if your goal is to send money why are you asking for bank account numbers? Western union is the fastest way to send money, a bank account is the fastest way to withdraw money.
Click to expand...

'Cause its a classik thread:chin
 
Of Course it's another light hearted thread...

Only God have the answers. Just saw a similar thread on fb
 
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