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[_ Old Earth _] Monkeys are people too
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brother Paul
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Such a statement really drives me austrlapithecine...
R
Runner
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My wife is always quoting - for humorous effect, I believe - a Russian scientist who insists that the ape family devolved from humans.
Winter Tapioca
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Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. Oh, wait....I wish burjaq hadn't gone there. Soon I'll read of a woman suffering hypertrichosis who claims she has every right to free her inner chimpanzee. And in the spirit of equality in the work place will demand a jungle gym installed on company property and fresh nanna's in the company cafeteria so she can insure her daily protein and fiber dietary requirements.
And just when I refuse to call her monami-monkey at her insistence and after I mumble, she's nuts, she'll sue me for being primateaphobic! And I'll lose my job and my savings to her civil judgment.
Or maybe I'm just overthinking She-Cheetah's motives there.
Hey, in this world , that chuckle is entirely possible.
Barbarian
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brother Paul
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INdeed it looks like de-volution....
Barbarian
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civilwarbuff
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Barb, for the last time you do NOT look like Trump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, that's just a joke. I don't want to upset the monkeys.
Barbarian
Member
But the orang does, doesn't he? If you made him a little more orange, and gave him a comb-over, he'd be a dead ringer.
civilwarbuff
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Oh, that wasn't you?......sorry for the mistake....
civilwarbuff
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That avatar looks familiar......the one on the left that is......
Barbarian
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Years ago, my youngest daughter (about 12 then) asked me if Neandertals were a different species. I said genetically they were H. sapiens, but probably a separate subspecies.
"How so?"
"Well, they were very muscular, but shorter than average for a modern human. They had larger heads with larger brains, and more prominent noses than modern human. Genes indicate they probably had a lot of reddish hair on their bodies."
She looked at me for a moment.
"Um, Dad....."