- May 13, 2020
This guy!What!! You mean I can't boast about all my good works?
Like the time I helped a little old lady across the road? Or the time my arm was was twisted to donate to a charity and I finally gave 1 dollar?
Or the time I loved someone who was really hard to love? I mean no one else liked their jokes but I dug deep and found my funny bone.
I tell you what. If Heaven is based on a merit system, I'm sure to be at the front of the queue!