Raking Leaves

[Jethro Bodine]

He makes little Kathi dolls and sells them at flea markets.

...And stick needles into them.

('Stop! Must not listen to Lord Rollo! Must not listen to Lord Rollo! Must not listen to Lord Rollo!)

 

[Kathi]

Rollo's brain

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Hey! How's a guy gonna make a living if you go around disclosing all my trade secrets?

Here Rollo Tamasi , this might be of interest to you and Kathi.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I've had a total of about 11 or 12 kids in my life. Never more than 4 at once, though, which is what I have now.

The TOG​

Yeah, well when we're ready to make our first production of 'Dirt Bag Husband' we'll be sure to call you.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Lol, you got that right!

Rollo's brain

 

[Kathi]

...And stick needles into them.

('Stop! Must not listen to Lord Rollo! Must not listen to Lord Rollo! Must not listen to Lord Rollo!)

Oh no...I am a voodoo doll?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

...I just read the book "Courage" by John McCain.

I love that show.
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I should read the book.

 

[Jesse]

I've had a total of about 11 or 12 kids in my life. Never more than 4 at once, though, which is what I have now.

The TOG​

Is this a riddle of some sort?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Oh no...I am a voodoo doll?

No, you're a dress manikin.

Of course you're a voodoo doll! You....

(Stop....must not listen to Lord Rollo....must not listen to Lord Rollo.....must not listen to Lord Rollo.....)

 

[TOG]

Is this a riddle of some sort?

No, not a riddle. Just something to make you all wonder about what kind of person I really am.

Yeah, well when we're ready to make our first production of 'Dirt Bag Husband' we'll be sure to call you.

That won't work. I've never been a husband, dirt bag or otherwise.

The TOG​

 

[Jesse]

For brain surgery? I've been doing that for 30 years. What's those gots to do with brain surgery?

Ummm....nothing at all, I meant blindfold and alcohol.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Is this a riddle of some sort?

Hang on...let me change the batteries in my calculator...

...okay, there's four quarts in a gallon, three feet in a yard.....

 

[Jethro Bodine]

No, not a riddle. Just something to make you all wonder about what kind of person I really am.

...Obviously bucking for a spot on Rollo's next reality show.

Keep trying.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Ummm....nothing at all, I meant blindfold and alcohol.

Only to liven up slow brain surgery days.

 

[Jesse]

Hang on...let me change the batteries in my calculator...

...okay, there's four quarts in a gallon, three feet in a yard.....

Hurry, answer......do not go out of order, show your work......please no cheating..


1) Once upon a time, there were three little pigs - ages 2, 4, and 6. Are their ages even or odd?

2) Each little pig wanted to build a house. Pig #1 wanted to build a house of straw. Straw costs $4 a bundle. He needs 9 bundles. How much will he spend?

3) The 2nd little pig wanted to build a house of sticks. Each bundle of sticks weighs 5 pounds. Pig#2 needs 10 bundles. How much will they weigh?

4) Pig #3 wanted to build a house of bricks. Each side of his 4-sided house needs 100 bricks. How many bricks will he need?

5) How many different ways could the pigs arrange their houses?

6) Pig #1 worked on his house 3 hours a day for 2 days. How long did he work?

7) Pig #2 built his house in 8 hours. He worked for 4 days. How many hours did he work each day?

8) Pig #3 worked for 16 hours. How much longer did he work than Pig # 2?

9) Pig #1 wanted to put in windows. He wanted to put 3 windows on each side of 2 sides of his house. How many windows will he put in?

10) Pig 2 wanted wall to wall carpeting. He needs 20 sq. feet. The carpet was $4 a square foot, but such a deal. He got it for half price! What did it cost him for his carpeting?

All done? Good now go have a lollipop...
on me.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I've had a total of about 11 or 12 kids in my life. Never more than 4 at once, though, which is what I have now.

The TOG​

The other day in the Dollar Store (I was shopping for Christmas presents), I walked around a corner and a kid got startled and goes, "oh, I thought you were my dad." His mom was standing right behind him, and I said, "not that I know of."

 

[TOG]

Hang on...let me change the batteries in my calculator...

...okay, there's four quarts in a gallon, three feet in a yard.....

That makes 12 footquarts per yardgallon... Right?

The TOG​

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Hurry, answer......do not go out of order, show your work......


1) Once upon a time, there were three little pigs - ages 2, 4, and 6. Are their ages even or odd?2) Each little pig wanted to build a house. Pig #1 wanted to build a house of straw. Straw costs $4 a bundle. He needs 9 bundles. How much will he spend?3) The 2nd little pig wanted to build a house of sticks. Each bundle of sticks weighs 5 pounds. Pig#2 needs 10 bundles. How much will they weigh?4) Pig #3 wanted to build a house of bricks. Each side of his 4-sided house needs 100 bricks. How many bricks will he need?5) How many different ways could the pigs arrange their houses?6) Pig #1 worked on his house 3 hours a day for 2 days. How long did he work?7) Pig #2 built his house in 8 hours. He worked for 4 days. How many hours did he work each day?8) Pig #3 worked for 16 hours. How much longer did he work than Pig # 2?9) Pig #1 wanted to put in windows. He wanted to put 3 windows on each side of 2 sides of his house. How many windows will he put in?10) Pig 2 wanted wall to wall carpeting. He needs 20 sq. feet. The carpet was $4 a square foot, but such a deal. He got it for half price! What did it cost him for his carpeting?

Ooh, my head is spinning. You might as well be posting one of questdriven 's animated Japanese thingy's.

 

[Jesse]

Only to liven up slow brain surgery days.

Great, you're hired! See, I have this nasty mole......

 

[Jethro Bodine]

That makes 12 footquarts per yardgallon... Right?

The TOG​

Wow! You're smarter than I thought!

Did you do that without a net?