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There are 4 people on a plane. The Pope, Putin, Biden and a 10 year old boy.
Lights go on, alarms go off, the plane is precipitating.
There are only 3 parachutes.
Putin says: I'm the most powerful man in the world. I'll take this one.
Biden says: I'm the most intelligent man in the world. I'll take the second one.
The Pope looks at the boy. Son, he says. You have your whole life ahead of you - go ahead take the last parachute.
The boy gets closer to the Pope. Don't worry Sir, he says. We're both going to be saved.
The most intelligent man in the world took my backpack!
 
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