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  • Well I'm 14 hours ahead of Eastern Standard Time, so often when you guys are sleeping I'm awake, and vice versa. There is of course overlap though.
    I Love Barca - English
    Yo Amo Barca - Spanish
    ەﺷﺭەﺑ ﺖﯿێﻭەﺩ ﻢﺷﯚﺧ -Kurdish Ich liebe Barca - Germany
    ﺔﻧﻮﻠﺷﺮﺑ ﺐـــﺣﺃ ﺎﻧﺍ - Arabic Seni Seviyorum Barca-Turkish
    Jag älskar Barca - Swedish
    tôi yêu Barca -Vietnam
    Éch hun Barça - Luxembourgish
    Iubesc Barça -Roumanian
    Ja volim Barcelonu -Croatia Ti amo Barca - Italy
    Kocham Barca - Polish
    Јас ја сакам Барса - Macedonian
    Ја волим Барселону - Serbian
    ik hou van fc Barcelona - Netherlands
    Jeg elsker Barca -Denmark Miluju Barcu - Czech
    Une e dua Barcen - Albanian
    Aku cinta Barcelona - Indonesia
    j'aime le barça - French
    मलाई बार्शा मन्पर्छ - Nepali
    я люблю Barca - Russia Já miluju Barcelonu - Česká republika
    αγαπάμε την μπαρτσελόνα - Greece
    ﻡﺭﺍﺩ ﺖﺳﻭﺩ ﺎﺳﺭﺎﺑ - Persian
    Junior asks his dad,"Daddy, how was I born?"

    His dad sighed and replied, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway! Well, you see, your mum and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button. Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:"You've Got Male!" :lol
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