God's_gift

TEACHER: anything you cannot see, touch and feel does not exist.

Example, can u see God?
PUPIL: NO
TEACHER: Can you touch God?
PUPIL: NO
TEACHER: Can you feel God?
PUPIL: NO
TEACHER: This Means There is no God. Can anybody give me any other example?



MUSA: Yes Ma,
TEACHER: Go ahead, MUSA (MUSA faces the teacher)
MUSA: Can you see your brain?
TEACHER: NO,
MUSA: Can you touch your brain?
TEACHER: NO,
MUSA: Can you feel your brain?
TEACHER: NO,
MUSA: Therefore, YOU HAVE NO BRAIN.

done, already added in LLR

so, I tried going to the ladies locker room, and the forum told me I don't have permission to enter.

Hey, thanks for leaving me a comment on my profile! I will definitely check out the ladies locker room. I have yet to even look in there, so I should get to it! I hope you're having a rad day!

It went well, thanks for asking! I hope you're doing well, too.

Oh, I'm still having some problems with my back and hip. It got better then I did something that caused another problem. I'm just trying to get it healed. Thank you for asking.

How are you doing?

Blessings to you and yours!

Part A

John and Musa were both

patients at a mental

hospital.

One day while they were

walking past the hospital

swimming pool, John

suddenly jumped into the

deep end. He sank to the

bottom of the pool and

stayed there. Musa

promptly jumped in to

save him. He swam to

the bottom and pulled

John out....

Part B

....When their Psycho Doctor

became aware of Musa's

heroic act, He

immediately ordered

Musa to be discharged

from the hospital, as he

now considered him to be

mentally stable.

The Doctor Called Musa

and broke the good news

to him, the Psycho

Doctor said,"Musa, I have

good news and bad

news.The good news is

you're being discharged;

since you were able to

rationally respond to a

crisis by jumping in and

saving the life of another

dying patient in the Pool,

I have concluded that

your act displays that

you have a sound mind.

The bad news is, John,

the patient you saved,

hung himself in the

bathroom with his

bathrobe belt right after

you saved him. I am so

sorry, but he's dead.

Musa replied, "Doc, He

didn't hang himself, I

Hanged him there to dry

because there was plenty of

water in his body. Please,

can I go home Now?

Yeah!
Unforseen circumstances...
Busier than bees....
Doing a 100-men duty alone...

No problem! God Bless you!

Thanks!!!
Pureview should be my gift from u ;)

Hello. Thanks.

a belated thank you!!! Havent logged on in awhile. Usually do from work but its been rather busy! Ive actually had to work at work for once

Request denied!!!
30 days is forever....

I should be gone too :bigfrown

thanks

Just sent it. =)

Hello! I hope you had a wonderful day today!

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i'm back in FB at last after ages...