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  1. Thirstyone

    Teachers and Kids

    Heard in Elementary School ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing...
  2. Thirstyone

    MISCHIEVOUS BROTHERS

    Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved...
  3. Thirstyone

    Christian Laughs

    There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk. "Only the Ten Commandments," answered the lady. ~~~~~~~~~~ "Somebody has said there are only two...
  4. Thirstyone

    The Bible, Through the Eyes of a Child

    Creation In the beginning, which was close to the start, there wasn't anything except God, darkness and some gas. The Bible says, "The Lord, thy God, is one," but I think He has to be much older than that. Anyway, God made the world and then He said, "Give me some light,"...
  5. Thirstyone

    Brainteaser

    I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is...
  6. Thirstyone

    "Owed to the Spell Checker"

    Eye halve a spelling checker It came with my pea sea It plainly marcs four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And...
  7. Thirstyone

    Forest Gump and St. Peter

    When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them...
  8. Thirstyone

    All I Need To Know I Learned From Noah And The Ark

    1. Don't miss the boat. 2. Try to remember that we're all in the same boat. 3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark, you know. 4. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big. 5. Don't listen to critics, just get on with...
  9. Thirstyone

    OPTIMIST VS. PESSIMIST

    A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be...
  10. Thirstyone

    100 points to get into Heaven

    A man dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When...
  11. Thirstyone

    Choir Proficiency Test

    Before joining the choir, the director hands you this questionnaire which has been carefully developed by experts to find out how proficient you are. Read and reflect on each situation. Give the answer that you think will most enhance the quality of the performance. Question 1...
  12. Thirstyone

    Kids Say the Funniest Things 2

    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. - Camille, age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get...
  13. Thirstyone

    25 Lines to Make You Smile

    1.My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity --...
  14. Thirstyone

    First Kiss

    At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a goodnight...
  15. Thirstyone

    Greetings from Kansas!

    Where to start? Hmmmmm.....I was raised with a Christian background, but strayed for various reasons. I am truly looking for truth and knowledge about God. :yes :waving
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