[_ Old Earth _] Floating 'Alien' Orb

[Lewis]

Floating 'Alien' Orb Spotted by Fisherman Off Australian Coast

https://www.yahoo.com/news/floating-alien-orb-spotted-fisherman-off-australian-coast-152113158.html

 

[AirDancer]

It's not good times when those alien 'orbs' go to floating.

Stay away, Will Robinson...stay away!

 

[jasonc]

Whales

 

[AirDancer]

Yep

 

[reba]

That is a lot of beer

 

[Hyla C]

If your alien orb floats then it has gone bad and should be discarded.

 

[Jim Parker]

"But despite its strange appearance, the bobbing monstrosity has an earthly explanation: Researchers said it’s a bloated whale carcass."
It's a dead whale past it's expiration date.

 

[Sinthesis]

What would happen if you shot it?

 

[Jim Parker]

What would happen if you shot it?

You would be afforded the unique opportunity to savor the distinct aroma of the gasses trapped inside the rotting carcass.

 

[Sinthesis]

Eskimo heaven?

You would be afforded the unique opportunity to savor the distinct aroma of the gasses trapped inside the rotting carcass.

 

[Jim Parker]

Eskimo heaven?

Eskimo's do not eat rotting flesh of things that died from unknown causes and they tend to avoid the smell.
jtlyk

 

[Jim Parker]

If your alien orb floats then it has gone bad and should be discarded.

It's gone to the dark side and needs to be utterly destroyed!!!!!

 

[reba]

Looks like Jonah had plenty of room