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God Is Soooo Out Of Touch

Mike S

Mike S

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"HEAVEN—The everlasting Creator God admitted through a messenger Tuesday that He has recently been concerned that His unchanging, eternal truths might end up being on the wrong side of history."

"The Lord has reportedly been growing increasingly worried in recent years that His objective morals seem to be more and more out of step with the current culture’s ever-changing standards. According to insiders, the Almighty Creator of the entire universe has been struggling with inner turmoil over the outdated nature of His commands centering around human sexuality, marriage, and gender identity for “a while now.”


http://babylonbee.com/news/eternal-god-concerned-might-wrong-side-history/


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Mike S said:
"HEAVEN—The everlasting Creator God admitted through a messenger Tuesday that He has recently been concerned that His unchanging, eternal truths might end up being on the wrong side of history."

"The Lord has reportedly been growing increasingly worried in recent years that His objective morals seem to be more and more out of step with the current culture’s ever-changing standards. According to insiders, the Almighty Creator of the entire universe has been struggling with inner turmoil over the outdated nature of His commands centering around human sexuality, marriage, and gender identity for “a while now.”


http://babylonbee.com/news/eternal-god-concerned-might-wrong-side-history/
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So this human sexuality, marriage, and gender identity...is new stuff?
 
I agree with the marriage part, but I have a feeling this is referring to gay marriage. "God's people" don't take any marriage seriously. Divorce is not of God.
 
JohnDB said:
It might be true.
You know that the scriptures in 2Paul 9:12 (right after my favorite one about beating the heathen with a stick) that it says plainly that God Changes to please us all the time.
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One of my favorite verses right after Hezekiah 4:12.
 
Mike S said:
Of those in the church who feel the need to reinterpret the Gospel to make it fit with changing culture. The church is supposed to be a light to the world, not a reflection of the world.
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Yes, and of the world system of thinking in general. Some who claim to belong to the Church have embraced the thinking of the world. Time for God to catch up with the times. (tongue now removed from cheek)
 
KevinK said:
This same website also has a photograph of someone's great great grandfather riding a live triceratops.
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This is how the website defines itself: "The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire."

Have we gotten to a point where we can't understand the role of satire?
 
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