humor related to thanksgiving
49. What kind of music did the pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.
50. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims
51. Why do the Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants on?
Because their belt buckles are on their hats.
What did the turkey say after a big meal?
“I’m stuffed!”
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?
Anything with drumsticks.
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so pricey?
It had 24 carrots.
Why did the scarecrow win an award at Thanksgiving?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.
Why don’t you ever tell secrets at the Thanksgiving dinner table?
Because the corn has ears.
1. Why did Mom’s turkey seasoning taste a little off last year? She ran out of thyme.
2. What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace? “Grace.”
3. What’s the official dance of Thanksgiving called? The turkey trot.
4. What’s one thing that you’ll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving? You’ll both be filled with stuffing.
5. What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
6. What did the Pilgrim wear to dinner? A (har)vest.
7. What song should you listen to on Thanksgiving? “All About That Baste.”
8. How can you unlock the greatest Thanksgiving experience ever? By making sure to bring the tur-key.
9. With Coronavirus being a possible concern this year, what’s likely to be the most popular side dish? Masked potatoes.
10. What kind of ‘tude is appropriate at the family dinner? Gratitude.
49. What kind of music did the pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.
50. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims
51. Why do the Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants on?
Because their belt buckles are on their hats.
What did the turkey say after a big meal?
“I’m stuffed!”
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?
Anything with drumsticks.
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so pricey?
It had 24 carrots.
Why did the scarecrow win an award at Thanksgiving?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.
Why don’t you ever tell secrets at the Thanksgiving dinner table?
Because the corn has ears.
1. Why did Mom’s turkey seasoning taste a little off last year? She ran out of thyme.
2. What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace? “Grace.”
3. What’s the official dance of Thanksgiving called? The turkey trot.
4. What’s one thing that you’ll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving? You’ll both be filled with stuffing.
5. What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
6. What did the Pilgrim wear to dinner? A (har)vest.
7. What song should you listen to on Thanksgiving? “All About That Baste.”
8. How can you unlock the greatest Thanksgiving experience ever? By making sure to bring the tur-key.
9. With Coronavirus being a possible concern this year, what’s likely to be the most popular side dish? Masked potatoes.
10. What kind of ‘tude is appropriate at the family dinner? Gratitude.
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