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Desire to be a vessel of honor unto the Lord Jesus Christ?
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Depending upon the Holy Spirit for all you do?
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i am a cow, ask me a question
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Creative
just so long as i can continue to chew my vomity cud, i don't really care what the govt thinks of my bovine entric fermentation, although i think they should be taxing more for it, after all it helps the environment - it did not seem to be such a big issue anyway when the largest herd of animal on the planet existed with the buffalo a century and a half ago, you think those smelly beasts couldn't light a blow torch ?
Papyrus_dust
Oh, look, he's horny.
I know, I know. OK, does it tickle when you're milked?
What have we come to when we become cows taking questions?
Papyrus_dust
he is a she.2
No, silly, Dorothy was the one being asked about tickling when milked. Though there are horned girl cows out there. For real, there are.
Papyrus_dust
Is it wrong to think, those udders need mittens? 
I knew I shouldn't have taken that drink of water before hitting play.That's just sooooo wrong in sooo many ways.
Longhorns are amazing aren't they? I visited friends in Houston a few years ago and we were driving past a ranch that raised them. Enormous horns. Poor thing, I bet their necks hurt after awhile holding those up.
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Creative
oh yeah, those rangy cows with their long legs, high set shoulders, and easy stride are sooo sexy !
Papyrus_dust
Probably so to the eye of a heifer or a cow.
For me, they're amazing creations of God's imagining. Beautiful animals.
As calves, babies, they're adoreable.
Papyrus_dust
Somewhere out there Dorothy is going, oh thank God he's not a steer.
Creative
Yes we do but they go by a different name. Humans refer to our souls as steak.