i am a cow, ask me a question

[Creative]

Christmas udderly amazes me. i was born in a manger too

 

[Edward]

Why did you kick me that time for no reason?

I hope you know that I've always ordered my steaks a little thicker than normal, all these years...because of that time you kicked me!

Bwahahahaha...

 

[Creative]

ME GETTING A DUI ON CHRISTMAS EVE !!!

 

[Creative]

Why did you kick me that time for no reason?

I hope you know that I've always ordered my steaks a little thicker than normal, all these years...because of that time you kicked me!

Bwahahahaha...

rumor has it I stuck my icky hoof in that pail of milk

 

[Cygnus]

How does a brown cow eat green grass...then make white milk?

 

[Creative]

How does a brown cow eat green grass...then make white milk?

chocolate milk is more logical, you get it when we eat brown manure

 

[Creative]

you have to put up with a lot of bull when you are a cow, my true love was a steer, but that relationship was going nowhere