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Desire to be a vessel of honor unto the Lord Jesus Christ?
Join For His Glory for a discussion on how
https://christianforums.net/threads/a-vessel-of-honor.110278/
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Taking the time to pray? Christ is the answer in times of need
https://christianforums.net/threads/psalm-70-1-save-me-o-god-lord-help-me-now.108509/
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Depending upon the Holy Spirit for all you do?
Read through the following study by Tenchi for more on this topic
https://christianforums.net/threads/without-the-holy-spirit-we-can-do-nothing.109419/
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How are famous preachers sometimes effected by sin?
Join Sola Scriptura for a discussion on the subject
https://christianforums.net/threads/anointed-preaching-teaching.109331/#post-1912042
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If your silly and you know it...
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Nathanael Chong
To fetch a pail of wa-ater.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling a-after.
Nathanael Chong
Christopher Colombus: "To go where no chicken has gone before."
Moses: "God said, 'Thou shalt not cross the road', therefore it didn't."
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Neil Armstrong: "It would be a small step for chicken, one giant leap for chickenkind."
TOG
It's an elephant joke. It's not supposed to make sense. There is some sense behind it though. Elephants are big gray and wrinkly. Things that aren't big gray and wrinkly (for example aspirins which are small white and smooth) are not elephants. In other words, it's not the answer, but the question itself that doesn't make sense. It's like asking why bicycles have two wheels. If something doesn't have two wheels, then it's not a bicycle.
Danacovert82
TOG
A: http://kvf.fo/netvarp/sv/2013/11/26/video-her-brestur-hvalurin
http://kvf.fo/netvarp/sv/2013/11/26/video-her-brestur-hvalurin
Claudya
Anyone remember that exploding whale story from the 70s? Some town in (I think) Florida had a dead whale on their beach and didn't know how to dispose of it. So they stacked dynamite beneath it and blew it up. Seconds after the explosion it was raining big chunks of whale meat all over the beach and the spectators had to run for their lives.
Thankfully only a car was destroyed but no person hurt.
TOG
Anyone remember that exploding whale story from the 70s? Some town in (I think) Florida had a dead whale on their beach and didn't know how to dispose of it. So they stacked dynamite beneath it and blew it up. Seconds after the explosion it was raining big chunks of whale meat all over the beach and the spectators had to run for their lives.
It was in Oregon. They got the Highway Patrol to demolish it for them. I guess they figured that both whales and highways are big things , so they must know what to do. Turns out they didn't. Here´s an actual news story from the time it happened.