Is Jesus Christ really Santa Clause?

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Michael The Archangel

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Think about it. The last time Jesus was seen is when he ascended into Heaven at the age of 32 and his followers would have seen him go into the clouds. Well, it could be that Jesus really did just ascend into the clouds and flew over to the North Pole where he built a toy shop, domesticated reindeer, and gained new followers called Elves. It makes sense that he would be Santa because of how old he is being alive on Earth for over 2,000 years and surely his metabolism would have slowed down with age making him fat. Jesus loves children letting them come unto him, Santa loves children and lets them sit on his lap, and I saw in an episode of the Chosen that Jesus made a doll house and wooden dolls for a little girl. Very similar to the way Santa Clause makes toys for kids. Oh and in the Second Coming it says that the hair of Jesus will be white as wool, just like Santa Clause and he comes riding on an animal like how Santa is pulled by reindeer and they both come in the clouds. In Revelations it says there will be three Woes, and Santa says "Hoe Hoe Hoe". In fact no one has seen Santa Clause coming and so people deny that he is real just like it says in the Bible that there will be scoffers denying the second coming of Jesus asking when will he return? Well when Santa Clause finally comes bearing gifts for the good and righteous judgements for the naughty, then you'll all know that he is really Jesus Christ.
 
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Michael The Archangel said:
Think about it. The last time Jesus was seen is when he ascended into Heaven at the age of 32 and his followers would have seen him go into the clouds. Well, it could be that Jesus really did just ascend into the clouds and flew over to the North Pole where he built a toy shop, domesticated reindeer, and gained new followers called Elves. It makes sense that he would be Santa because of how old he is being alive on Earth for over 2,000 years and surely his metabolism would have slowed down with age making him fat. Jesus loves children letting them come unto him, Santa loves children and lets them sit on his lap, and I saw in an episode of the Chosen that Jesus made a doll house and wooden dolls for a little girl. Very similar to the way Santa Clause makes toys for kids. Oh and in the Second Coming it says that the hair of Jesus will be white as wool, just like Santa Clause and he comes riding on an animal like how Santa is pulled by reindeer and they both come in the clouds. In Revelations it says there will be three Woes, and Santa says "Hoe Hoe Hoe". In fact no one has seen Santa Clause coming and so people deny that he is real just like it says in the Bible that there will be scoffers denying the second coming of Jesus asking when will he return? Well when Santa Clause finally comes bearing gifts for the good and righteous judgements for the naughty, then you'll all know that he is really Jesus Christ.
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I'm not sure what it is Brother, but you should cut the dose.
 
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Michael The Archangel what exactly is your agenda here as you do not fool anyone. If this is how you get your jollies then I feal sad for you and you need to reach out to Christ and repent before it's to late for you as without you knowing it you are grieving the Holy Spirit, which is blasphemy.
 
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Michael The Archangel said:
You can't explain the coincidence so you resort to jokes. This is real and Santa will separate the good children from the naughty children just like Jesus. Do you choose gifts or do you choose fire? Hmm?
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This is no joking matter young man when you grieve the Holy Spirit which is an unforgiveable sin. We take the word of God very seriously and when people like you come in and state you are Michael the Archangel, even though you jest, and that only you know all truths and then blasphemy God you are walking a dangerous path my friend. Keep this up and you will be banned from CF.
 
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I feel it necessary to say that this post is a joke and in no way reflects the seriousness of my message. I will post jokes on this site every now and then to give my brothers in Christ laughs. Otherwise, I give a serious message detailing the end of days. Also if anyone bans me from this site, then they have suppressed the word to be shared in the end of days and they will have no part in it.
 
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Michael The Archangel said:
I feel it necessary to say that this post is a joke and in no way reflects the seriousness of my message. I will post jokes on this site every now and then to give my brothers in Christ laughs. Otherwise, I give a serious message detailing the end of days. Also if anyone bans me from this site, then they have suppressed the word to be shared in the end of days and they will have no part in it.
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I see no joking within your OP saying it's possible that Jesus is Santa Claus and then comparing Christ Jesus to Santa as I find this to be offensive to His name. I take Christ Jesus and my relationship with Him very seriously. Not saying Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, but comparing Him to a fantasy character in my book is sacrilege.
 
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I see no joking within your OP saying it's possible that Jesus is Santa Claus and then comparing Christ Jesus to Santa as I find this to be offensive to His name. I take Christ Jesus and my relationship with Him very seriously. Not saying Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, but comparing Him to a fantasy character in my book is sacrilege.
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Well you should know that Jesus is the same as Santa Clause. Both names are not accurate translations of the real name.
 
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Michael The Archangel said:
Think about it. The last time Jesus was seen is when he ascended into Heaven at the age of 32 and his followers would have seen him go into the clouds. Well, it could be that Jesus really did just ascend into the clouds and flew over to the North Pole where he built a toy shop, domesticated reindeer, and gained new followers called Elves. It makes sense that he would be Santa because of how old he is being alive on Earth for over 2,000 years and surely his metabolism would have slowed down with age making him fat. Jesus loves children letting them come unto him, Santa loves children and lets them sit on his lap, and I saw in an episode of the Chosen that Jesus made a doll house and wooden dolls for a little girl. Very similar to the way Santa Clause makes toys for kids. Oh and in the Second Coming it says that the hair of Jesus will be white as wool, just like Santa Clause and he comes riding on an animal like how Santa is pulled by reindeer and they both come in the clouds. In Revelations it says there will be three Woes, and Santa says "Hoe Hoe Hoe". In fact no one has seen Santa Clause coming and so people deny that he is real just like it says in the Bible that there will be scoffers denying the second coming of Jesus asking when will he return? Well when Santa Clause finally comes bearing gifts for the good and righteous judgements for the naughty, then you'll all know that he is really Jesus Christ.
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i am the real santa claus
 
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jerry63935 said:
nothing wrong you just might been bad :eek2 :eek not a hater firearms don't bother me.. its some of the nuts who has them does.. many don't know responsibility
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My cousin in law has an atf 4 license .the weapon I mentioned ,he has
 
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