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This was forwarded to me by my sister.I don't know if it's true or not,but it sure sounds like something the ambulance chasers back home would do.:shame

BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR,
DECADE AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY

This took place in Charlotte North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of
very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other
things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars,
the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small
fires.'
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the
man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued and
WON!

(Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the
claim was frivolous.
The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a
policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were
insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire,
without defining what is considered to be unacceptable 'fire' and was
obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company
accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the
cigars that perished in the 'fires'.

NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

After the lawyer cashed the cheque, the insurance company had him arrested
on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
With his own insurance claim and testimony from
the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of
intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in
jail and a $24,000 fine.

This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Award
contest.
 
This was forwarded to me by my sister.I don't know if it's true or not,but it sure sounds like something the ambulance chasers back home would do.:shame

BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR,
DECADE AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY

This took place in Charlotte North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of
very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other
things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars,
the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small
fires.'
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the
man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued and
WON!

(Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the
claim was frivolous.
The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a
policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were
insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire,
without defining what is considered to be unacceptable 'fire' and was
obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company
accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the
cigars that perished in the 'fires'.

NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

After the lawyer cashed the cheque, the insurance company had him arrested
on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
With his own insurance claim and testimony from
the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of
intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in
jail and a $24,000 fine.

This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Award
contest.

Paul:

:)

Tell it to the Fundies. They are so against smoking that some of them might not even be able to laugh.

(Same with jokes about tattoos...)

Blessings.
 
Speculative, yeah I know not all lawyers are bad eggs, just their profession seems to have more than it's fair share of...how can i put it nicely.....piranhas.
To me they are only one rung above shrinks when it comes to human beings. Both of the same ilk, love twisting words (the truth sometimes) to get the result they want.
Err Farouk,not sure where you're going with this?.....
Blessings
 
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Speculative, yeah I know not all lawyers are bad eggs, just their profession seems to have more than it's fair share of...how can i put it nicely.....piranhas.
To me they are only one rung above shrinks when it comes to human beings. Both of the same ilk, love twisting words (the truth sometimes) to get the result they want.
Err Farouk,not sure where you're going with this?.....
Blessings

Paul: Oh, I'm not going anywhere in particular; the thread was rather quiet and I was kind of playing with words...

Blessings.
 
Farouk, quiet isn't the right word,dead more like it lol I thing time to send this one to the graveyard.
 
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