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My Hearing

Fish153

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Two men were standing outside of church. The one man turns to the other and says "Could we pray for my hearing?"

Suddenly, Benny Hinn runs in from nowhere and shouts "No need for prayer! BE HEALED! In the name of Jesus be HEALED!!" And he cups his hands over the man's ears and shakes him very hard. "Now my brother, check your ears!" he shouts, "you should be able to hear better than a dog now! The power is upon you!" He shakes the man very hard again and then pushes him to the ground.

The man gets up and says "I'm not sure what all of that was about Mr. Hinn. I was just asking my friend Roger here to pray with me for my "hearing" over at the Los Angeles court on Friday. My ears are fine".
 
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