My latest Facebook post

[Pizza]

Iv'e tried to realign astronomy but the math mashes my recognition so much that my anterior anticular sometimes itches.

 

[Pizza]

Some context would be helpful, but I'm not going to provide it.

 

[reba]

curly larry or moe?

 

[Pizza]

I was in a real mood tonight. Had a so-so day at work and was in a bit of an odd mood.

 

[reba]

you need a wife

 

[jasonc]

you need a wife

Don't curse him

 

[Pizza]

Let me tell you the story of my 2010 marriage sometime. (Probably already have - I moved home 7 weeks after the wedding.)

 

[reba]

not all of us women are ladies

 

[Pizza]

I thought I'd told that story here.

She really had issues - but I was so in love and 'hell bent' on not being alone I did not see the truth nor care. Well, a few mere HOURS into the marriage I did care. I made up my mind that I am not capable of 'finding' "her" and that the risks of a relationship are too much to tolerate.

I am and will be alone.

 

[reba]

You're not alone

 

[Pizza]

If I ever change my avatar, that's gonna be it.

 

[reba]

You are the pizza guy :yes

 

[Pizza]

I really think this will be my avatar until I am only spoken of in the past tense.

 

[abide]

you need a wife

:shock