What time does Tom Turkey go under the knife at your house?

[Jethro Bodine]

What time do you usually sit down for Turkey dinner on Thanksgiving at your house?

My house?
Usually between one and three PM.

(Note: I only endorse the TV version of 'Christmas Vacation'.)

 

[Eugene]

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Do you realize that there are those among us that love animals? Could you settle for vegetables this year, or at least spread the destruction among cats and dogs for our turkey's sake?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Could you settle for vegetables this year, or at least spread the destruction among cats and dogs for our turkey's sake?

Uh........no.

 

[smaller]

Chow after the second football game, usually.

 

[reba]

Early after noon.. something like 2:00

 

[jasonc]

After I got my first turkey shot and tagged and bagged.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

After I got my first turkey shot and tagged and bagged.

So in other words, you're going hungry this year.

 

[jasonc]

So in other words, you're going hungry this year.

they have them here. but I was joking

 

[Jethro Bodine]

they have them here. but I was joking

I thought for a second you might be talking about these kinds of turkeys by you:

 

[jasonc]

I thought for a second you might be talking about these kinds of turkeys by you:

those I will slay with gatlin guns, feed to the gators, or vultures.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

those I will slay with gatlin guns, feed to the gators, or vultures.

Yeah, I thought so.

 

[jasonc]

Vultures, and gators need something to thank God for

Yeah, I thought so.

 

[Mike S]

Chow after the second football game, usually.

Chow Chow for Thanksgiving. You and Obama?

 

[antipasta]

The carnage usually starts around 6:00 after the last family arrives

 

[smaller]

Chow Chow for Thanksgiving. You and Obama?

I didn't mention turkey in order not to offend the vegetarians animal lovers...

 

[AirDancer]

Dinner gets underway this year around 3, after everyone has arrived.