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[Pizza]

Ok, I've been in Michigan for a week now for work. I rented a 2015 Suburban four wheel drive this time - and it is "Loaded". I mean it has everything.

Now, let us see if someone can come up with an actual option that this thing does not have.
10,000 Pizza Points to the winner!

There is one option that I can think of that it does not have, but I think that is because it is not available on this model - so it *technically* isn't missing that option. But other than that, I dare anyone to come up with an option missing from this vehicle. It has stuff you would think of, like a Sunroof. And it has stuff you would not think of at all, *certainly* if you live, and have always lived, in Florida or Hawaii.

Let the guess begin!

 

[Jesse]

Does it have a heated steering wheel?

 

[Gary]

Indoor plumbing.

 

[Pizza]

It sure does! (Gary, you are on ignore now. )

 

[Jesse]

Is it self-parking?

 

[Gary]

It sure does! (Gary, you are on ignore now. )

 

[jasonc]

four wheel steering?

 

[Jesse]

four wheel steering?

Ha that's a good one.

I don't think a suburban has that option or self parking. He'll have to split the reward. :yes

 

[jasonc]

Ha that's a good one.

I don't think a suburban has that option or self parking. He'll have to split the reward. :yes

I have seen chevy trucks have those.

 

[Gary]

I was gonna guess Rich Corinthian Leather upholstery.

 

[Jesse]

I have seen chevy trucks have those.

The four steering wheel? It must have not been stock though, right?
I heard audio is putting those in the luxury cars now, nice...

 

[jasonc]

The four steering wheel? It must have not been stock though, right?
I heard audio is putting those in the luxury cars now, nice...

its for better turning. its old btw, Honda and mazda first developed that and didn't sell many cars with it.

 

[jeff77]

Does it have autopilot?

 

[Jesse]

its for better turning. its old btw, Honda and mazda first developed that and didn't sell many cars with it.

It will be interesting to see how it will do with audi then.

 

[Gary]

Does it have autopilot?

 

[Pizza]

Autopilot, four wheel steering, autoparking - not available.
But it is 100% leather inside.

Here is a partial list of what I have discovered.

Rear A/C and heat, 2wd/all wheel drive and 4wd mode transfer case, remote control electric liftgate, rear wiper/washer/defroster, side facing sensors (that light up a warning light in the side mirrors - to indicate anything in your blindspot), backup camera and obstacle detection, rear-facing sensors to warn of a vehicle too close, front sensors to warn you that you better slow down, infrared (I guess) sensors looking for ice, left and right lane marker sensors to warn you that you are drifting out of your lane, buzzers in the seat that work with all the sensors - the seat vibrates to indicate which direction it wants you to turn your head (is it behind you, aside you, up front), heated mirrors, heated steering wheel, electric adjustable seats/mirrors/pedals with two memories for the whole setup, bluetooth for your phone, indash navigation, six speed automatic with sport/manual mode, sunroof, electric seat heaters, air conditioned seats, remote start, USB charging jacks that are also players for the sound system, XM/Sirius Radio, reading lamps over middle row seats, separate removable seats in the middle row, removable bench seat in the third row... and all the 'normal' things you expect like cruise control that you set in one MPH increments...

That isnt all of it, but it is most of it.

 

[jasonc]

ok. one expensive thing to fix.

 

[Jesse]

WOW - very nice, Pizza.

 

[Pizza]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm probably gonna be told to write a paragraph or two about why I needed a 4wd monster like this one - fact is, it was all they had in 4wd and this is MICHIGAN in the WINTER - I was not about to spend $3500 in expenses in eleven days and NOT be able to leave the hotel when it snows!

 

[AirDancer]

It doesn't come with the 'Clapper/remote find' to help you find the keys.