The Official King of the Hill Thread

[Blazin Bones]

Sometimes it is just fun to compete for no other reason than to be silly. Here's how this thread will work:

User 1: I am the King of the Hill
User 2: *Places banana peel on top of the Hill which makes King fall off HIll*

Now I am the King of the Hill.

Simple concept. Kinda like the last word thread, but instead of just gabbing, this thread allows for humorous use of strategy. You may be as creative as you wish, but you cannot joke about the death of a user to take the hill. You cannot take the hill back from the user who took it from you.

Now, back to ruling my Hill.

 

[jasoncran]

Throws dirt in the face of Tim and pushes him off the hill, and now, I'm king of the hill!

 

[John]

Sends my German shepherd after Jason and while he is running i take command of the hill.

 

[jasoncran]

Sends my German shepherd after Jason and while he is running i take command of the hill.

feeds Hunter a bowl full of spaghetti and take him in to my car and take him to Florida and while John is looking for the dog. I retake my hill.

 

[John]

while i am trying to get though customs to get Hunter in Florida i realize that:

"You cannot take the hill back from the user who took it from you"

So i run back to the hill and wait for the next contestant and decided to let Hunter stay in Florida for awhile. (He is in good hands) :rolling

 

[Blazin Bones]

Open's a Gun and Ammo Shop that offers a free gun to anyone named John.

While John decides which gun to pick, I reclaim my Hill.

 

[Caroline H]

Approaches the hill, steps in a hole and feigns a sprained ankle. While Timothy comes to my rescue I run past him and take the hill :muchlove

 

[handy]

I come to give Caroline a pat on the back for her adroit handling of Timothy and while doing so, I give an ever so lady-like shove. As Caroline falls into the waiting arms of Timothy, and they are totally preoccupied with each other, I take control of the hill.

 

[Blazin Bones]

Introduces Handy to BCS Commissioner and while Handy gives the Commissioner a peice of her mind forthe poor Match-up Boise State was given for a Bowl Game Opponent, I take my hill back with Caroline in my arms. :twolove

 

[handy]

(Considering that I can't take the hill from the one who takes it from me) Yeah, I'll go with that!!!!

Timothy still has the hill.

 

[Nick]

Gets one of my drumsticks and spears Timothy. While Caroline is busy fussing over Timothy, I give them a push and wave goodbye while I watch them role down the hill.

The hill is now mine.

 

[handy]

I walk up and scream: WATCH OUT FOR THE DROP BEARS!

As Nick runs for his life, I take the hill because I know that there's no such thing as Drop Bears!

 

[Blazin Bones]

After healing from a drumstick wound, I sneak up behind Handy with a boom box. I turn on the boom box and max out the volume while playing a bear growling. As handy flee's I take back my hill and make a flag out of the drumstick that wounded me.

 

[John]

Using my surgical artillery skills i blow up the hill and while Tim is still in a daze I commission a new hill to be built using the remains of the old one in an undisclosed Canadian military location.

 

[handy]

I quickly run over to Florida, (stopping by to give Manning and the guys a pep talk before the big game) and pick up Hunter. Once we get to Canada, I follow Hunter, who uses his extraordinary skills to find John. Hunter is so glad to see John again, that he immediately knocks him down and covers him with doggie hugs and kisses, and I take the new hill.

 

[jasoncran]

having use and acess to an uav with loaded rounds of oc spray, i drop rounds on Handy's position and while she stuggling to see and handcuff her and use leg irons and have assistant escort her to Gitmo for intergation. I then retake my hill.

 

[John]

^ Brutal :rolling

While enjoying my Reunion with my dog i discover what HARRP is really made for: I point it at Jason and it transports him to a remote desert island no wait i meant a mountain top in Alaska (because he hates the cold, lol) and i then reclaim the hill with my guard dog by my side :eyebrow

 

[jasoncran]

^ Brutal :rolling

the dept of homeland security is interested in how she took Hunter and crossed border gave him to a Canadian.

 

[handy]

Unlike some Islamic Fundamentalists, I AM an American citizen and have all rights thereof...including the right to an attorney. I lawyer up, hiring Robert Shaprio, Barry Scheck and Alan Dershowitz, figuring if they can get OJ off, they can get me off.

While my crack defense team gets to work, I sneak back and steal HAARP and use it to cause a massive earthquake, shaking John off the hill. Hugo Chavez then kidnaps John to force him to verify that the US is using HAARP to cause earthquakes. I take the hill, and take care of Hunter while John is away, 'cause he's a good doggie.

 

[jasoncran]

Unlike some Islamic Fundamentalists, I AM an American citizen and have all rights thereof...including the right to an attorney. I lawyer up, hiring Robert Shaprio, Barry Scheck and Alan Dershowitz, figuring if they can get OJ off, they can get me off.

While my crack defense team gets to work, I sneak back and steal HAARP and use it to cause a massive earthquake, shaking John off the hill. Hugo Chavez then kidnaps John to force him to verify that the US is using HAARP to cause earthquakes. I take the hill, and take care of Hunter while John is away, 'cause he's a good doggie.

uh, it was Me, not John, and who says we dont have americans in some corner being interagated for scaring Hunter. Btw shapiro is dead.