What's new
By:
Filters
Christian Forums

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

  • Focus on the Family

    Strengthening families through biblical principles.

    Focus on the Family addresses the use of biblical principles in parenting and marriage to strengthen the family.

    Read daily articles from Focus on the Family in the Marriage and Parenting Resources forum.

  • Guest, Join Papa Zoom today for some uplifting biblical encouragement! --> Daily Verses

  • The Gospel of Jesus Christ

    Heard of "The Gospel"? Want to know more?

    There is salvation in no other, for there is not another name under heaven having been given among men, by which it behooves us to be saved."

    Read The Gospel Online.

The Official King of the Hill Thread

Donations

Total amount
$1,592.00
Goal
$5,080.00
Donate View
I can't that church is full of heresy and contradicting orthodoxy.

The Eagles can't win the World Series, silly :tongue2
 
theLords said:
I can't that church is full of heresy and contradicting orthodoxy.
Click to expand...

Orthodoxy is heresy. Jesus was very unorthodox. Just ask any Pharisee.

theLords said:
The Eagles can't win the World Series, silly :tongue2
Click to expand...

I don't know about some "World" series that is limited only to the United States and Canada, but I think penguins are much cooler than eagles.

Finding themselves suddenly confused by learning that the United States and Canada are not the entire world, the others are powerless to prevent Theo from taking the throne. The first thing he does is to declare this day International Hug a Penguin Day. While the others all go to the South Pole to find penguins to hug, Theo relaxes in the new hot tub he had installed.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Theofilus said:
Orthodoxy is heresy. Jesus was very unorthodox. Just ask any Pharisee.



I don't know about some "World" series that is limited only to the United States and Canada, but I think penguins are much cooler than eagles.

Finding themselves suddenly confused by learning that the United States and Canada are not the entire world, the others are powerless to prevent Theo from taking the throne. The first thing he does is to declare this day International Hug a Penguin Day. While the others all go to the South Pole to find penguins to hug, Theo relaxes in the new hot tub he had installed.
Click to expand...

Jesus was bold and unique, but He sure wasn't an eagles fan!
 
How do you know?

penguin.jpg
 

Theo, can we have a national ‘Hug a Hedgehog’ day tomorrow? I like hedgehogs. They’re cute. :adore
 
l'Chante said:

Theo, can we have a national ‘Hug a Hedgehog’ day tomorrow? I like hedgehogs. They’re cute. :adore
Click to expand...

*Theo declares December 24th to be International Hug a Hedgehog Day.

Looking at my calendar, I see we have a conflict. To avoid conflicting holidays, Christmas Eve will be postponed indefinately. Here are the logos for IHaPD and IHaHD.

tux.png
PB-1591C.jpg


Vince said:
I feel that several of us should go to the North Pole to hug the penguins there, because nobody ever does.
Click to expand...

I know what you're up to, Vince. You know there are no penguins at the North Pole. You just want to see Santa Clause. Well, it won't work. I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but Santa isn't real. He's just a bad imitation of the real Yule Lads, who live in Iceland and who come down from the mountain where they live every December to scare young children into being good. Although he may try threatening kids (you'd better watch out, Sanata is coming to town) the fact is that Santa Clause couldn't scare anyone and just makes kids greedy instead.
 
:grumpy No. Let’s make Christmas eve ‘Hug Santa’ day. Most people on this forum don’t like him. Shame. Poor baby. And he brings us presents and everthing… :smt056
 
theLords said:
What about the Polar Bears? They are cute too, and they drink Coke!

http://junekc.tripod.com/Bears/familybears.jpg
Click to expand...

Wouldn't you rather hug a camel? They drink Pepsi.

[video=youtube;f2QJ_8xpIKI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2QJ_8xpIKI[/video]​

Of course, if you're a dog lover, then I can understand that you don't like Pespi, since dogs are afraid of it.

[video=youtube;oIJ9s95JRZs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIJ9s95JRZs[/video]​

Just to make sure there's no misunderstanding, let me repeat that the day formerly known as Christmas Eve will now be known as International Hug a Hedgehog Day (IHaHD for short). I also delcare December 25th, the day formerly known as Christmas, to be International Hug a Camel Day (IHaCD for short). The day formerly known as New Years Eve shall henceforth be known as International Put a Small Dog in a Cage Made of Pepsi Cans Day (IPaSDiaCMoPCD for short). Prizes will be awarded to whoever makes the most elaborate Pepsi can cage.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Well, if we can't go to the North Pole to hug the penguins, can we go to the South Pole to hug the polar bears?

PS. In the Netherlands, if you aren't good, Santa Claus puts you in a sack and takes you to Spain.
 
No!!!!!!! TheLords, I clicked your link to the polar bears! I recognize them! They belong to a 1960's terrorist group called ICECUBE!


It stands for International Conspiracy to Eliminate, Contaminate and Undermine the British Empire!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Donations

Total amount
$1,592.00
Goal
$5,080.00
Donate View
Back
Top