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Photographs Men in Kilts
- Thread starter Barbarian
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What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
farouk
Member
What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
By grace:
I'm confused...
Blessings.
farouk
Member
Blarney rules.
tim-from-pa
Member
Speaking of bagpipes and whatnot, the town next to me (and the one I work in) Bethlehem Pa has the largest Celtic festival every late September starting Thursday night for the banquet, and the Friday night- Sunday night the whole weekend of pipe bands, sports, dancing and similar competitions. I have not been there recently, but I went several years ago every year for awhile. If you get to this area, it's worth checking out.
http://www.celticfest.org/
http://www.celticfest.org/
But I thought the bible said to make a "joyful" noise.
farouk
Member
K: Something tells me you don't like the sound of bagpipes.
Something tells me that Trent Lott, Sean Connery et al. won't be inviting you to Tartan Day celebrations...
Speaking of tune:
Q. What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?
A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
Here are some more truisms about men in kilts and their bagpipes::
Q. How do you get two bagpipes to play a perfect unison?
A. Shoot one.
Q. What's the definition of a minor second?
A. Two bagpipes playing in unison.
Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up an bagpipe.
Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Q. What do you call bagpiper with half a brain?
A. Gifted
Please don't choke on your coffee with that one!.
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Q. What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?
A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
Here are some more truisms about men in kilts and their bagpipes::
Q. How do you get two bagpipes to play a perfect unison?
A. Shoot one.
Q. What's the definition of a minor second?
A. Two bagpipes playing in unison.
Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up an bagpipe.
Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Q. What do you call bagpiper with half a brain?
A. Gifted
Please don't choke on your coffee with that one!.
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farouk
Member
Hi..and then there are the Irish pipes, played by Irish piper Sean O'Flynn...!