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A young and nervous bride planning her wedding was increasingly terrified about her upcoming marriage. To calm her nerves, she decided to have a Bible verse which had always brought her comfort (1 FIRST John 4:18, "There is no fear in love; for perfect love casts out fear") engraved on her wedding cake. So she called the caterer and all arrangements were made.

About a week before the wedding, she received a call from the catering company. "Is this really the verse you want on your cake?" they asked. Yes, she confirmed, it was the one she wanted, and after a few more questions they said they would decorate the cake as requested.

The wedding day came, and everything was beautiful... until the reception, when the bride walked in to find the cake emblazoned with John 4:18: "For you have had five husbands, and the one whom you now have is not your husband."



:shame2
 
A woman was arrested after her fifth husband died. Police suspected that she had murdered all of them. But the woman insisted that she was innocent.

"How did your first husband die?" asked the chief.
"He ate poison mushrooms," the widow replied.

"How did your second husband die?" asked the chief.
"He ate poison mushrooms," the widow replied.

"How did your third husband die?" asked the chief.
"He ate poison mushrooms," the widow replied.

"How did your fourth husband die?" asked the chief.
"He ate poison mushrooms," the widow replied.

"How did your fifth husband die?" asked the chief.
"I shot him," the widow replied.

"Why did you shoot him?" asked the chief.
The widow replied, "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
 
LOL that is gold :) What a stuff up! That's a wedding you wouldn't forget in a hurry poor couple.
 
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Vince said:
A woman was arrested after her fifth husband died. Police suspected that she had murdered all of them. But the woman insisted that she was innocent.

"How did your first husband die?" asked the chief.
"He ate poison mushrooms," the widow replied.

"How did your second husband die?" asked the chief.
"He ate poison mushrooms," the widow replied.

"How did your third husband die?" asked the chief.
"He ate poison mushrooms," the widow replied.

"How did your fourth husband die?" asked the chief.
"He ate poison mushrooms," the widow replied.

"How did your fifth husband die?" asked the chief.
"I shot him," the widow replied.

"Why did you shoot him?" asked the chief.
The widow replied, "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
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:toofunny :toofunny :thumbsup
 
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