A non-denominational joke!

[whirlwind]

One Sunday morning a greeter at the neighborhood Church extended his hand to assist a tiny, little old lady up the stairs and into the church. He asked where she would like to sit and she replied, "On the front pew please."


He shook his head and said, "Oh, you wouldn't like that. You see our preacher is really boring and you might have a difficult time pretending you're interested."


She gave him a hard stare and asked...."Son, do you know who I am?" He shook his head and she said, "I'm the preacher's mother!" He stared back at her and asked..."Well, do you know who I am?" She replied, "No" and he said.....




....good. :toofunny

 

[evan924]

:biglol :rolling :toofunny thats great, i need to remember that one