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  • Focus on the Family

    Strengthening families through biblical principles.

    Focus on the Family addresses the use of biblical principles in parenting and marriage to strengthen the family.

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    Heard of "The Gospel"? Want to know more?

    There is salvation in no other, for there is not another name under heaven having been given among men, by which it behooves us to be saved."

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Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at WalMart but only 4 registers will be open.
 
Science Teacher: "What is the definition of a protein?'
Student: "A protein is something that is made up of mean ol' acids."
 
Children: Spend the first two years teaching them how to walk and talk and the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut up.
 
I love E bay, I've sold my homing pigeons 8 times this month already!

Voted Scotlands favourite one-liner: I hope that when I die, I'll go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers...
 
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