Calvinist Joke

[Davies]

Maybe this joke has gone around, but I heard for the first time a couple of days ago.

What do you call an Arminian whale?
Free Willy

- Davies

 

[andyboylester]

I'm confused, are armenians predestined to believe in free will, and does anyone choose to be a calvinist?

 

[Davies]

Arminians are predestined to choose, and Calvinists don't choose anything.

 

[Blazin Bones]

Could it be that the whale choose to be named luke through the Lord's irresistable grace?

 

[Davies]

Could it be that the whale choose to be named luke through the Lord's irresistable grace?

Hi Blazin Bones,

That's a beautiful picture of who I assume is your son on your avatar. I haven't gone through lately my pictures of our daughter. They become more precious every time I look at them.

- Davies

 

[Davies]

Good morning,

I was looking for some jokes and ran across this website. I thought this was funny, because if you have to say that, "it is nowhere forbidden to laugh," or it's ok to enjoy food and music, then you might be in need of a sense of humor (wine I can understand). I don't know much about Calvin, but you have to admit, he must have been a pretty dry person. lol

... it is also reassuring to know that Calvin himself wrote “We are nowhere forbidden to laugh, or to be satisfied with food...or to be delighted with music, or to drink wine.” The Institutes (Book 3, 19:9)

http://pressiechurch.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=10:calvinism-languag..

- Davies