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[elijah23]

I call this place a church, I like it that way.
--
who is the pastor?
Who is the interpreter?
Who are the ushers?
Who are the bench warmers?
Who are the members?
Who are the guests?
Who are the elders?
Who are the deacons?
where is the choir?
Who is the treasurer?
Who is the secretary?
Who are the porters?
The planning committee?
Who are the cleaners?
Where are the children?
Who is the children's pastor?
Who are the sinners in the church?
..etc

Hopefully everybody here attends a church.

 

[elijah23]

I call this place a church, I like it that way.
--
who is the pastor?
Who is the interpreter?
Who are the ushers?
Who are the bench warmers?
Who are the members?
Who are the guests?
Who are the elders?
Who are the deacons?
where is the choir?
Who is the treasurer?
Who is the secretary?
Who are the porters?
The planning committee?
Who are the cleaners?
Where are the children?
Who is the children's pastor?
Who are the sinners in the church?
..etc

In a church, people make decisions together.

 

[elijah23]

I call this place a church, I like it that way.
--
who is the pastor?
Who is the interpreter?
Who are the ushers?
Who are the bench warmers?
Who are the members?
Who are the guests?
Who are the elders?
Who are the deacons?
where is the choir?
Who is the treasurer?
Who is the secretary?
Who are the porters?
The planning committee?
Who are the cleaners?
Where are the children?
Who is the children's pastor?
Who are the sinners in the church?
..etc

If this was a church, I would be the director of sports ministries and ban soccer because it is so dangerous, eh, Classik?

 

[Classik]

Hopefully everybody here attends a church.

Yeah: but this is the church. I am the youth president. 2000 members want to be the treasures. Time to vote.:toofunny

 

[Classik]

If this was a church, I would be the director of sports ministries and ban soccer because it is so dangerous, eh, Classik?

We simply vote you out.

 

[elijah23]

We simply vote you out.

The director of sports ministries is a lifetime position, so you can't vote me out. I think I will designate PGA golf and the NFL to be the official church sports.

 

[Classik]

The director of sports ministries is a lifetime position, so you can't vote me out. I think I will designate PGA golf and the NFL to be the official church sports.

I find a new church then ....and still leave with my members and friends.

 

[elijah23]

I find a new church then ....and still leave with my members and friends.

You can't do that. We need you to enforce all my sports dictates.