Mike
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My wife and I will be celebrating our 25th wedding anniversary on June 7th. The girl can persevere! LOL We decided to serve as marriage mentors at our church for couples in crisis. To do this, we need to attend some workshops, and we we're filling out an on line survey designed to help us take a deep look at our marriage first.
This is a long multiple choice survey with hundreds of questions, and we complete them separately without discussing them. I think when I complete it and click submit, there will be alarms going off somewhere and a social worker will be dispatched to our house. I hate multiple choice, because the answers rarely fit. I wish I could give an explanation for each one. Questions like...
Have you ever had a drinking problem? I spent 4 years at Central Michigan University 30 years ago. Nuff said. This millenium? No.
Do you ever stress about money? I live in modern day America. Nuff said.
Have your parents ever had an alcohol problem? IMHO, my dad has always drank more scotch than he should. This is about me, right?
Do you ever feel stress about your kids? We have kids 20, 17, and 14. Next question, please!
Do you ever get angry with your kids? We have kids 20, 17, and 14. Next question, please!!
I think I should just be able to skip this survey and say, look. We've been married for 25 years. She hasn't maimed me, and I haven't killed her. Nuff said.
With this small sample of questions, who thinks they wouldn't be inviting suspicion?
This is a long multiple choice survey with hundreds of questions, and we complete them separately without discussing them. I think when I complete it and click submit, there will be alarms going off somewhere and a social worker will be dispatched to our house. I hate multiple choice, because the answers rarely fit. I wish I could give an explanation for each one. Questions like...
Have you ever had a drinking problem? I spent 4 years at Central Michigan University 30 years ago. Nuff said. This millenium? No.
Do you ever stress about money? I live in modern day America. Nuff said.
Have your parents ever had an alcohol problem? IMHO, my dad has always drank more scotch than he should. This is about me, right?
Do you ever feel stress about your kids? We have kids 20, 17, and 14. Next question, please!
Do you ever get angry with your kids? We have kids 20, 17, and 14. Next question, please!!
I think I should just be able to skip this survey and say, look. We've been married for 25 years. She hasn't maimed me, and I haven't killed her. Nuff said.
With this small sample of questions, who thinks they wouldn't be inviting suspicion?