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Proof That There Will Be no Women In Heaven...

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Edward

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It's right there in Revelation 8:1

8 And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.../

See? No women, silence for a half hour! Lol :hysterical

I'm just kidding, Sisters. Don't get upset. Humor forum, right?!
 
I knew the guys would like it. Wasn't sure about the girls. They can be touchy sometimes.




Touchy!? What do you mean touchy!? Girls aren't touchy! How DARE you even suggest such a thing! :angry3Lol this is sarcasm at its finest just in case you were wondering. :rofl2
 
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$1,592.00
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$5,080.00
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