A newly converted man was very intently reading the Bible while waiting for transportation. Every now and then he would exclaim, "Alleluia, Praise the Lord, Amen" and on and on as he read. A skeptic over heard him and asked what he was reading. He answered" I am reading how God parted the Red Sea and let the Israelites go through … that is a miracle!" The skeptic explained "Don’t believe everything the Bible tells you. The truth of the matter is that body of water was really only six inches deep, so it wasn’t a miracle at all."
The man nodded in disappointment but kept on reading as the skeptic was walking away feeling very proud he had set the man straight. All of a sudden the skeptic heard the man let out a big "Alleluia, Praise the Lord, Amen". At this the skeptic came back to him and asked, "What is it this time?" The man said excitedly in one breath, "This one is a real miracle; God drowned the whole Egyptian army in six inches of water!!!"
The man nodded in disappointment but kept on reading as the skeptic was walking away feeling very proud he had set the man straight. All of a sudden the skeptic heard the man let out a big "Alleluia, Praise the Lord, Amen". At this the skeptic came back to him and asked, "What is it this time?" The man said excitedly in one breath, "This one is a real miracle; God drowned the whole Egyptian army in six inches of water!!!"