Has anyone here told this joke yet? If so, my apologies for the repetition. It's about some scientists who told God that they have made some major scientific breakthroughs which, they believe, enable them to create life out of dust.....just like God! They make a million-dollar bet with God as to whether or not they can pull this off.
They take some dirt and are about to begin their "creation" effort, when God stops them, saying "whoa, guys! Hold on there! You gotta get your own dirt!"
They take some dirt and are about to begin their "creation" effort, when God stops them, saying "whoa, guys! Hold on there! You gotta get your own dirt!"