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That Awkward Moment When...

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...when you realize you have been walking around for hours with bird poop on your shoulder. (Actually happened to me.)
 
... when you realize you've arrived at your business dress office in your nasty muddy dog walking shoes.

....or when you remove you dog walking shoes at the office in order to put on your heels that you thought were in the drawer at your desk, only to discover that you wore your stilettos to church and left them at home.
 
... when you realize your wife was right when she told you to take that last exit and you now have to drive 43 miles to hit the next one and come back.

....or when you remove you dog walking shoes at the office in order to put on your heels that you thought were in the drawer at your desk, only to discover that you wore your stilettos to church and left them at home.
Beginning to wonder about you Farouk. Second mention of stillettos in ten days. Hmmm...

:toofunny
 
... when you realize your wife was right when she told you to take that last exit and you now have to drive 43 miles to hit the next one and come back.

Beginning to wonder about you Farouk. Second mention of stillettos in ten days. Hmmm...

:toofunny

this: not me, but faeriecat...

(hypothetically; following on in the same vein as her comment.)
 
...when you realize you have been shouting in the middle of a room but no-one else can hear you.
 

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