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LottomagicZ4941A
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The funniest thing I found online today
1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?
6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt!"
11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
14. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
[Why didn't my father in law join Lotto Magic?
Because my wife doesn't like me to pitch family and friends. He is past away. Really he may have been intrested and had some good contacts. http://www.flalottomagic.net/?sponsor=Z1212 This is a great lotto club where you can make money even if you're numbers never hit. 1-877-526-6957 ID Z1212]
15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it? And obviously if at first you don't succeed, then don't take up sky diving!
16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
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found on
http://www.topbb.com/forum/viewtopic.ph ... sfreeadver
found because of a plug on
http://www.my-forums.net/viewtopic.php? ... omebizpals
Also found a new forum that will give you advertizing for life if you refer 10 people
http://www.topbb.com/forum/viewtopic.ph ... sfreeadver
Another thread worth checking out
You may have heard about the $6 haircuts before but it is worth a reread
http://www.mlmforums.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8
1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?
6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt!"
11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
14. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
[Why didn't my father in law join Lotto Magic?
Because my wife doesn't like me to pitch family and friends. He is past away. Really he may have been intrested and had some good contacts. http://www.flalottomagic.net/?sponsor=Z1212 This is a great lotto club where you can make money even if you're numbers never hit. 1-877-526-6957 ID Z1212]
15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it? And obviously if at first you don't succeed, then don't take up sky diving!
16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
_________________
found on
http://www.topbb.com/forum/viewtopic.ph ... sfreeadver
found because of a plug on
http://www.my-forums.net/viewtopic.php? ... omebizpals
Also found a new forum that will give you advertizing for life if you refer 10 people
http://www.topbb.com/forum/viewtopic.ph ... sfreeadver
Another thread worth checking out
You may have heard about the $6 haircuts before but it is worth a reread
http://www.mlmforums.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8