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Tongue twisters~

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I'm sure you've all heard of this one:

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
 
Yes it is~ very astute Caromurp!

How about... this one?

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

I tink my tong es en a knot from thaying it.

Or how about this uh~ biblical ~ twister?

Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
but Moses supposes erroneously;
for nobody's toeses are poses of roses,
as Moses supposes his toeses to be.

sheshisown~
:lol
 
Darthvicky6 said:
I feel evil for even posting this one haha :biglaugh

BUT can anyone say "Irish Wristwatch" three times fast? hehehe..
Argh...that one's one of the hardest I think.

(I want to hear an Irish person saying that! :lol)
 
Nick_29 said:
Darthvicky6 said:
I feel evil for even posting this one haha :biglaugh

BUT can anyone say "Irish Wristwatch" three times fast? hehehe..
Argh...that one's one of the hardest I think.

(I want to hear an Irish person saying that! :lol)


Hahaha I can say it...but I'm only part Irish...and I don't have an accent :sad lol
 
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Give me the gift of a grip top sock:
a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-top sock.

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

I need not your needles, they're needless to me;
For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see;
But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,
I then should have need of your needles indeed.

While we were walking, we were watching window washers
wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.

:biggrin

 
One of my favorites, from "Singing in the Rain"

Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
but Moses supposes erroneously.

Everyone knowses that toeses aren't roses,
as Moses supposes his toeses to be!
 

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