turnorburn
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The Stop Light Story..
The light turned yellow, just as he was approaching the set of lights. He did the right thing, stopping at the intersection, even though he could have accelerated slightly and beat the red light.
A woman was tailgating his car, was extremely furious at the car stopping, began to honked her horn, screaming in frustration, shaking her fist and giving the finger sign, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, and in the process she dropped her mobile phone, and her makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up and informed her that she was being arrested. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, the jailer approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, giving the guy in front of you the finger, and cursing at him like mad. I then noticed all the bumper stickers, such as: 'What Would Jesus Do'; 'Choose Life' license plate holder; 'Follow Me to Sunday-School', and the chrome-plated 'Christian fish emblem'---so naturally---I assumed you had stolen the car.''
tob
The light turned yellow, just as he was approaching the set of lights. He did the right thing, stopping at the intersection, even though he could have accelerated slightly and beat the red light.
A woman was tailgating his car, was extremely furious at the car stopping, began to honked her horn, screaming in frustration, shaking her fist and giving the finger sign, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, and in the process she dropped her mobile phone, and her makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up and informed her that she was being arrested. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, the jailer approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, giving the guy in front of you the finger, and cursing at him like mad. I then noticed all the bumper stickers, such as: 'What Would Jesus Do'; 'Choose Life' license plate holder; 'Follow Me to Sunday-School', and the chrome-plated 'Christian fish emblem'---so naturally---I assumed you had stolen the car.''
tob