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Why Italians aren't paramedics

Jim Parker

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Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He tells the operator, "I think Sal is dead! What should I do?

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead.”

There is a silence on the phone... and then a gun-shot is heard.

Vinny's voice comes back on the line, "Okay. Now what?"
 

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you turned my giggle box upside down , I be able to laugh again for a week.
 

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