Jim Parker
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Ole and Toivo were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Busch Light... Ole, the passenger, said "Look up ahead, Toivo, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted for drinking dese beers!!"
"Don't worry, Ole. We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' dese beers, peel off da labels, stick ‘em on our foreheads, and throw da bottles under da seat.”
"What for?" asked Ole.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?” said Toivo.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin?"
"No, sir,” said Toivo... “We're on da patch, hey!”
"Don't worry, Ole. We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' dese beers, peel off da labels, stick ‘em on our foreheads, and throw da bottles under da seat.”
"What for?" asked Ole.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?” said Toivo.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin?"
"No, sir,” said Toivo... “We're on da patch, hey!”