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OK, heard this on a video.
So it is the firs day of Biology 101 and the professor comes in and asks, "Does anyone here believe in God?"
Of all the students in the room only one raises his hand. The biology teacher calls him down and sets him in front of the 100+ students. The professor says, "I think you may want to change your class, son. God doesn't exist in this classroom."
The guy looks at him and says, "Why do you say that?"
The professor replies, "Well, let me show you. Can you see God?"
The student replies, "Nope."
"Can you touch God?"
"Nope."
The professor asked this question for the remaining three senses and to each questions the answer was no. "Well, son, according to the empirical laws of science, if you cannot see, hear, touch, smell, or taste God, he does not exist. You may now be seated."
The student looked at the teacher and asked, "Can I ask the class some questions?" The professor, feeling bad for embarrassing the guy agreed to let him ask some questions."
"Class, can you see the professor's brain?"
"No."
"Class, can you touch the professor's brain?"
"No."
The student ran through all the senses and the class answered no to all the questions. "Well class, according to the empirical laws of science, if you cannot see, hear, touch, smell, or taste the professor's brain, than he has no brain."
So it is the firs day of Biology 101 and the professor comes in and asks, "Does anyone here believe in God?"
Of all the students in the room only one raises his hand. The biology teacher calls him down and sets him in front of the 100+ students. The professor says, "I think you may want to change your class, son. God doesn't exist in this classroom."
The guy looks at him and says, "Why do you say that?"
The professor replies, "Well, let me show you. Can you see God?"
The student replies, "Nope."
"Can you touch God?"
"Nope."
The professor asked this question for the remaining three senses and to each questions the answer was no. "Well, son, according to the empirical laws of science, if you cannot see, hear, touch, smell, or taste God, he does not exist. You may now be seated."
The student looked at the teacher and asked, "Can I ask the class some questions?" The professor, feeling bad for embarrassing the guy agreed to let him ask some questions."
"Class, can you see the professor's brain?"
"No."
"Class, can you touch the professor's brain?"
"No."
The student ran through all the senses and the class answered no to all the questions. "Well class, according to the empirical laws of science, if you cannot see, hear, touch, smell, or taste the professor's brain, than he has no brain."