Blond Joke

[destiny]

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works
> department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and
> fill the
> > >hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down
> the other,
> > >then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day
> without
> > >rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in
> again.
> > >
> > >An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't
> understand what
> >
> > >they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed
> by the
> > >effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get
> it -- why do
> >
> > >you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind
> and fill it
> > >up again?"
> > >
> > >The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose
> it probably
> >
> > >looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But
> today the
> > >girl who plants the trees called in sick. "

 

[LottomagicZ4941A]

The Blond Farmer Who Wone the Lottery

An interview on TV featured an old farmer who won ten million in the Lottery. Naturally he was asked what he was gonna do with all that money. He kinda scratched his head and said,

"Not sure as I know right off. Guess I'll keep farmin' till it's all gone."

I usually give credit to where I find a joke but the forum where I found this one hates URLS being posted so I'm not going to give them a free plug.