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Rollo Tamasi

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Hello, how are you today?
Question: "If I'm your soulmate, can I call you on the telephone any time I want"?

If I'm thinking something, is that natural or subnatural, or supernatural?

Acts 2:38;
That's an ax and 2 - 38's.
Who wants to make a joke out of this?

It's 100 degrees in the shade everyday and the humidity runs between 95-100%.
And it's also sunny outside.
Where am I? (no, it's not Venus).

When comets fly by, do they send us viruses?

I bought a new lawn mower.
Now I'm broke.
And furthermore, now I have to cut the grass.
If God makes the grass grow, why do I cut it?

I think I'll go roast some more Columbian.

Later.....
 
How am I ? Behind on my grass mowing of course , lots of rain and sun in my part of Alabama .

It's 100 degrees in the shade everyday and the humidity runs between 95-100%.
And it's also sunny outside.
With it like that your Air Conditioner becomes your soulmate .
I bought a new lawn mower.
Now I'm broke.
Maybe we should turn our yards into English Gardens:idea , no mowing needed . Web capture_14-7-2021_141046_duckduckgo.com.jpeg
 

Humility is not thinking less of yourself; it’s thinking of yourself less.”​


God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world.
 
Have mercy on me, O God,
according to your steadfast love;
according to your abundant mercy
blot out my transgressions.
Wash me thoroughly from my iniquity,
and cleanse me from my sin! King David
 
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