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[_ Old Earth _] Double-dog-D*U*H, Deputy Dawg!!

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I was gonna use da title, "Defunct Apemen"... :roll:

but some evo-loopies would tell Arnie S, Sly S, Hulk H et al that I was insulting them... :evil:

fear not, intrepid Jedi... :biggrin

when I was a pro entertainer, da fans would film my impressions of MANY action heroes & send 'em to the originals 4 a laff... :-D

so now that they will no doubt fwd this, c/o emails in International Who's Who... 8-)

who knows..

we may well find the sparkling wit of Messrs Stallone & Schwarzenegger confirm the total scientific debunking of the 10 phoney "missing links" exposed as sheer folly in The Revised Expanded Answers Book - from the doctoral team leaders @ http://www.AnswersInGenesis.org - pages 126/127 :multi:

While I type a summary, lemme hear y'all celebrate the 50th anniversary of that magical, marvellous musical, South Pacific... :wink:

Singalonga Doris Day on Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair.. :angel:
 
"& make like an apeman!!"...

Did ya singalonga dat title song by UK's The Kinks??

Now singalonga 10cc - Neanderthal Man - whose reconstructions, 150 yrs ago, were stooped - REAL scientist have shown that this stooper was not in transition from ape to human - it was due to rickets - Neanderthals were human: able to speak - artistic - even religious!! :angel:

Ramapithecus - great name 4 a HM rock band - maybe dat's why doped up evo-loopies paraded him as transitional - but now recognised by REAL scientists as merely an extinct type of orangutan - (ape, Conan!) :wink:


Piltdown Man & Nebraska Man are exposed as outright frauds in the thread, "Give ToE frauds the Boot" - viewtopic.php?f=19&t=18585

Campus Crusade For Christ's Joe Boot is well known as a brilliant debater in universities & colleges worldwide, btw

Java Man was just a human called homo erectus - as was Peking Man

Australopithecus africanus - once promo'd as the missing link - is in fact so ape-like that even evo-loopies no longer regard it as transitional :roll:

Homo habilis - once similarly promo'd - now has growing consensus among paleontologists as being a "junk" of various bits & pieces of various types that some cleaner probably combined as a hoax - such a creature never existed!! :angel:

Put simply, there are myriad missing links @ EVERY so-called stage of the so-called evo-loopy ladder: in short, as hundreds of scientists from micro-biology to astronomy increasingly say, ALL the evidence ACTUALLY points to each species of life being Designer-made by the Most Brilliant Brain in the Universe :multi:

Even chief evo-loopy, Richard Dawkins, admited that al living forms, & the fossils, give every appearance of design :oops:

1 day, he may even find the brainpower & humility to concede tha the simple reason is Almighty God created all things - for the purpose he admits he sees! :roll:

Must go

Ian
 
OUCH: MY HOMOLOGICAL TOE-BONE, MUSSKIE!!

Just time to recommend a superb debunking of evo's homology argument - the way they say that similarities mean 1 species descended from another..& another.. :oops:

See http://www.AnswersInGenesis.org & http://www.creationism.org & http://www.discovery.org/csc - & Refuting Evolution 2, by Dr Jonathan Sarfati, pages 112-115 :tongue

Briefly, it's like saying different models of cars evolved from each other - everyone knows that good designers go with what works best & do variations on it, yes?[/b] :multi:

Ian :-D
 
You know, many people consider it spamming when someone posts four times in a row on purpose.

I myself just find it annoying as all **** that you end your sentences with elipses and emotes. Grammar, man, grammar.


EDITED by Lyric's Dad as using the word hell as a cuss word or any swearing is against the TOS of this forum. Please remember that in the future.

Thanks.
 
"I DONE GRADUATED GRAMMAR SCHOOL, UNCLE JED!" said

Quid said:
You know, many people consider it spamming when someone posts four times in a row on purpose.

I myself just find it annoying as all Hell that you end your sentences with elipses and emotes. Grammar, man, grammar.
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Any fans of surreal comedy recall the classic Monty Python sketch: Spam, spam, spam, spam & spam??? 8-)

The usual double-dog D*U*H definition, Musskie, is... 8-)

er... :o

whatever the complainant can't answer & wants readers to forget,,, :oops:

Intelligent readers notice that public 'express' PCs autologout W=A=Y before you can do the L=O=N=G post really needed... :roll:

& take longer to post than you do to write.. :crazyeyes:

Dagnab it!!!!!!! :multi:
 
Doesn't make much sense does he?

Just goes to show some people writeon the internet just act 'famous'
 
MUTATION ALERT!!!!!!!!!!

PHIL121 said:
Doesn't make much sense does he?

Just goes to show some people writeon the internet just act 'famous'
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Dagnab it, Musskie... :infinity:

I only have time to say..

Darwin drivel evo-loopy-poop depends on mutations being both beneficial & continued... :roll:

but... 8-)

every observed mutation is both derimental & soon corrected!!! :oops:

Besides contradicting @ the most established law of science - the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics - that all things, left to themselves, tend to decay - NOT to improve!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

just when I need time to do a most thorough academic dissertaion for ya...

autologout looms.. :oops:

so I must just.. :roll:

refer you to Refuting Evolution 2 - pages 5, 82, 92, 94, 98, 101, 147, 156, 163, 174 & 216 :multi:

Also to The Revised & Expanded Answers Book - pages 25, 216 & 235 :tongue

Dagnab it.. :sad

What d'ya mean ya don't have those books? :x

Get pre-Christmas discount @ http://www.ChristianBooks.com :biggrin

Oh.. :roll:

OK.. :wink:

Research the extensive menus of articles @ http://www.creationism.org & http://www.discovery.org/csc & http://www.AnswersInGenesis.org :angel:

OUCH.... :crying:

My speed-typing bones, Musskie!!!!!! :lol:
 
Re: "& make like an apeman!!"... LINKS 4 U ...

MrVersatile48 said:
Did ya singalonga dat title song by UK's The Kinks??

Now singalonga 10cc - Neanderthal Man - whose reconstructions, 150 yrs ago, were stooped - REAL scientist have shown that this stooper was not in transition from ape to human - it was due to rickets - Neanderthals were human able to speak - artistic - even religious!! :angel:

Ramapithecus - great name 4 a HM rock band - maybe dat's why doped up evo-loopies paraded him as transitional - but now recognised by REAL scientists as merely an extinct type of orangutan - (ape, Conan!) :wink:


Piltdown Man & Nebraska Man are exposed as outright frauds in the thread, "Give ToE frauds the Boot" :fadein:

viewtopic.php?t=18585

Campus Crusade For Christ's Joe Boot is well known as a brilliant debater in universities & colleges worldwide, btw :tongue

Java Man was just a human called homo erectus - as was Peking Man :roll:

Australopithecus africanus - once promo'd as the missing link - is in fact so ape-like that even evo-loopies no longer regard it as transitional!! :oops:

Homo habilis - once similarly promo'd - now has growing consensus among paleontologists as being a "junk" of various bits & pieces of various types that some cleaner probably combined as a hoax - such a creature never existed :o

Put simply, there are myriad missing links @ EVERY so-called stage of the so-called evo-loopy ladder: in short, as hundreds of scientists from micro-biology to astronomy increasingly say...

ALL the evidence ACTUALLY points to each species of life being Designer-made by the Most Brilliant Brain in the Universe!!! :-D

Even chief evo-loopy, Richard (Dorky) Dawkins, admited that all living forms, & the fossils, give every appearance of design :oops:

1 day, he may even find the brainpower & humility to concede that the simple reason is...

Almighty God created all things - for the purpose he admits he sees! :angel:

Must go

Ian
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For my 2 inept challengers here so far... :roll:

other readers will...
8-)

I'm sure... :wink:

know all too well... :angel:

that anyone who knows & loves their topic... :hysterical:

can make it both understandable... :roll:

& enjoyable!!!! :lol: :biggrin :-D


& comedy helps to do just that :lol:

As in "Give ToE frauds the Boot"
viewtopic.php?t=18585

See also Dump Dating Disasters!!! :wink:
viewtopic.php?t=18642

& don't miss...

Give it up already.... :oops:
viewtopic.php?t=18666

Or..

Evo Goes To Court... :roll:
viewtopic.php?t=18041

Or..

Evo350%loopypoop... :evil:
viewtopic.php?t=18429

Or...

DNA alone disproves Darwin drivel... :o
viewtopic.php?t=18799&highlight=



Enjoy, y'all!!! :tongue

Ian
 
Quid said:
I myself just find it annoying as all **** that you end your sentences with elipses and emotes. Grammar, man, grammar.
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This is always a funny one....
Lets pick on grammar and writing style instead of dealing with the topic... :wink:
 
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Here's an amazing menu of online evidence for a young Earth & universe:-:-
http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/faq/young.asp



Do hit their website - & the comprehensive 1 @ http://www.creationism.org

& a 2nd menu of articles there - http://www.creationism.org/articles/index.htm


& details of 21 books:- http://www.creationism.org/books/index.htm


& the ID one @ http://www.discovery.org/csc

& more books here:-
http://www.discovery.org/csc/essentialReadings.php

Here's their "Top Questions" link:-
http://www.discovery.org/csc/topQuestions.php

i]This 1 may be especially helpful:-[/i]
http://www.discovery.org/csc/topQuestio ... nEvolution

& this 1:-
http://www.discovery.org/csc/topQuestio ... gentDesign
 
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