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Genises question

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Thats what I get for trying to make a funny,,,wrong forum...sheesh.
 
What? No one fell for this one?


The last time I heard this one, I fell of my dinosaur. :lol
 
theLords said:
Where's the punch line?
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Ok the 'punch line' is one.

Moses put one pair or animals on the ark to show Noah how it was done.










Actually if you want to win a small bar bet someday the answer is 7 pairs of clean , one pair of unclean.
 
Actually if you want to win a small bar bet someday the answer is 7 pairs of clean , one pair of unclean.
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One, You'd still lose because Moses had absolutely nothing to do with the Ark.

The answer to your OP is <drumroll> Zero. :D

Two, should Christians be in a bar, betting? :chin
 
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Vic C. said:
One, You'd still lose because Moses had absolutely nothing to do with the Ark.
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Come on Vic you didnt get that part ?:)
The answer to you OP is <drumroll> Zero. :D

Two, should Christians be in a bar, betting? :chin
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Trick question? In the unabridged Book of Enoch, the 'first' Moses was Noah's next door neighbor. One day Moses came over to return a lawn sprinkler. Noah told Moses he could keep the sprinkler in exchange for help loading the behemoths into the ark. However, both being alcoholics, they felt such strenuous work required more refreshment. Thus 'first' Moses rode the female behemoth on a beer run that ended tragically, leaving only a single lonely male behemoth for Job to behold.:help
 
Sinthesis said:
Trick question? In the unabridged Book of Enoch, the 'first' Moses was Noah's next door neighbor. One day Moses came over to return a lawn sprinkler. Noah told Moses he could keep the sprinkler in exchange for help loading the behemoths into the ark. However, both being alcoholics, they felt such strenuous work required more refreshment. Thus 'first' Moses rode the female behemoth on a beer run that ended tragically, leaving only a single lonely male behemoth for Job to behold.:help
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Because icream has no bones?
 
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